Re: So How About That Galaxy S7?

Discussion in 'Division-66' started by Wo1fsBan3, Sep 21, 2016.

  1. Wo1fsBan3

    Wo1fsBan3 Senior Agent

    To: [email protected]
    From: [email protected]
    Subject: Re: So how about that Galaxy S7
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    [email protected] said:
    Hey Agent Wo1fsBane,
    So, since the new Galaxy S7 has been shown to explode when charging, can R&D create a way to make it explode on command? It'd be an interesting, if a bit unconventional, surprising secret grenade that few people would suspect being a grenade. Just a thought.
    Thanks,
    Agent DeadEyeWalking
    Division 79

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    Agent DeadEyeWalking,
    That is certainly an idea, however it provides itself with a lot of loopholes. First of all, the obvious problem is cost- smart phones cost a pretty penny, and we don't exactly have the funds to buy hundreds of smartphones just to blow them up. Secondly, the charging-exploding, from what I've researched, is rather spontaneous and unpredictable. Thirdly, the fact that you've heard of this, and that I myself have heard and laughed at it, makes it unsurprising... you can't just go up to someone, say "hey, you can borrow my phone, its on a spare battery," and expect them to use it, much less notice that it is an explodey S7. If it were a phone that we built into an explosive, that would be a different scenario.
    So, bottom line, TL : DR, no, I will not make an S7 explode on command for you. Sorry for getting your hopes up.
    Good Day,
    Agent Wo1fsBan3
    Division 88
     
    Last edited: Nov 21, 2016

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