Memo Regarding Binding

Discussion in 'Division-66' started by left_sock, Aug 20, 2015.

  1. left_sock

    left_sock Senior Agent

    As a reminder, "daemon" and "demon" are not interchangeable. Unfortunately, this seems to have escaped the notice of some magically-inclined operators who have been binding weak spirits to handle tasks and make their systems more efficient.

    Please stop shoving angry magical entities into your computers, even if rude emails are the worst they can do. I don't like extracting them. It is a pain in the ass. The next person I find doing it will be given rudimentary exorcism instructions and left to blow up their own machine trying to fix it.

    Also, the summoning makes the Notbook growl, and while as much as it's useful to know when someone's doing this, the Notbook is best kept as inactive as possible.

    left_sock


    ADDENDUM: Shoving angry magical entities into other people's computers is also right out.

    ADDENDUM2: So is pushing, pulling, coaxing, luring, tempting, or leading them in there, you filthy rules lawyers.
     
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  2. Treble

    Treble Senior Agent

    Are you giving me tacit permission to blow up division hardware?
     
  3. Felicity

    Felicity Senior Agent

    Can I get further information on exorcism procedure? Every time I open my word processor, the computer keeps typing bad jokes to itself.

    Norton isn't working.
     
  4. left_sock

    left_sock Senior Agent

    Only your own and only if you think it's a good idea to listen to me.

    I'm pretty sure Norton itself is an evil spirit. So there is your first problem.
     
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  5. Nu Age

    Nu Age Senior Agent

    Ok Sock, if you got any documentation about those cyber-exorcisms, I want it for my collection.
     
  6. Grim-Angel53

    Grim-Angel53 Senior Agent

    Same, I'd like some copies of the information on the spirits that were erased.
    That way I can have the Record keep track of the spirits going through HQ and it's systems.

    *PMs Sock*
    What is this Notebook? May I see/examine/get documentation and info on this thing? please?

    Also, this is why I both use benevolent spirits and make sure the other ones are properly bound in their receptacles.
     

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