Ok, so on a scale to hello kitty band-aid to, to medieval torture room, how badly is this going to hurt?
Um... That's a good question. The electricity is going to be hitting you at the speed of, well, almost light, so you might pass out before you register the pain. If you do feel anything, it'll probably feel like every cell in your body is on fire. I mean, that's what a taser feels like, so I can only imagine it's a lot worse than that. So..... yeah. I should also stress that you remain perfectly still when they breach so you don't tip off the cat.
They're/we're maybe 5 minutes out (they don't perform well on stairs, it's a beta issue). I would suggest not being made of meat and not smelling like catnip. Try.... I don't know, purring? I'm not a vet. Well, I am, but not that kind of vet.
Okay this idea of Treble's doesn't sound extremely safe... I suggest you get onto Google quick and find some cute kitten pictures and show it to the cat... Either it will find the pictures cute and feel friendly... or it might see them as enemies. In which case it'll probably try to teleport towards the pictures instead of you.
Good. I've already had to patch up Gödel once this week. By the way, once this blows over, please will someone evaluate him? His uncannily bad luck cannot be coincidental.
Breaching in 10 seconds. I'll try and not treat this like a videogame because it so feels like one right now
Beginning to think the same thing myself, anyways, at least Treble is a field medic, though I haven't seen him do anything but kill things since I got here.
Dammit. It got away before we could deploy the countermeasure. Good news is that Godel is alive and probably won't be unconscious for long. Bad news is that now it looks like it is tearing a hole in the wall of one of my firing ranges.
And I AM a field medic. This just doesn't qualify as the field, and there are more competent people around to handle that stuff. Soldier first, medic last.
Well it just destroyed my OMEGA. I wouldn't have guessed that it would have dipped its claws in FREAKING ACID just to take down one. I'm going to have to find another headset, right now they're acting alone.
