So fun fact, if that tech dies due to a fire-related catastrophe I win $40 ($80 if "We didn't start the fire" spontaneously plays over the intercoms)
Hey, I didn't set up the betting pool. I just intend to profit from it, which is why the PA system will mysteriously play that song whenever a fire is detected. It's more of an Arsenal thing anyways. No one that I know of is actual trying to cause the deaths of the lab techs. Just predict them
Maybe the guy who bet it would be a steel pipe launched from two sectors below by 4 strategically placed C4 charges. That was waaayyy to specific.
How about we stop killing/talking about killing my techs? I literally JUST got them all hired and oriented..
1) I am already absolutely mad, which is how I manage to get work done around here 2) My techs' religious preferences are of no concern to me personally unless they interfere with work. That being said if someone comes in and tries to convert any of them to any religion I will bring my wrath down upon them. Don't mess with my lab.
Operator I need to get into the Archives to feed the bearwolves... I've kinda taken responsibility for them and if they don't get fed on a regular basis they're gonna start creating a hell of a lot of noise and noone wants to hear that!
To be fair guys, the betting pool kind of gives everyone incentive to prevent the deaths of the lab techs. At least, deaths in a way that lose us money.
There's at least two left. I found them snacking on the remains of some poor guy the other day. I think he was a new recruit.
I feel like instead of allowing them to have their run of the Archives we might want to just corral them back into their proper holding pens...
Hm. If any of them find themselves deceased would someone have the pelts made into something delightful for me? Thanks. Something that really riles up the protesters to throw blood on me. That means you're so stylish that unwashed people hate you. It's excellent. Also, eh... there is some form of on-site dry cleaning right? For blood and the like. I assume I can't just go to my usual man and have him get the ectoplasm out of a Karl Lagerfeld Blaser, now can I?
I mean, a bunch of them were dead, at one point. Dunno what we did with the bodies. I don't know of any proper dry-cleaning facilities in HQ, I tend to just autoclave my clothes and then wash them as normal. It's tough on microbes, but also on my clothes.. I go through pants pretty fast. Uh. Anyway, I think most of us tend to wear more practical attire, so it's not really something that's been brought up.
What is contained in the archives again? usually if im working with something, it just appears on my desk, with hardly a note, and its file. I just think and it appears when im not looking. I may need to go down to the Archives and Armory to check up on the magical/cursed items within...and actually update the documents. I've been told by my dept. that more have come in during my...excursion... and the Arcane Record is severely outdated.
I'll tell you what's in the archives, too many damn books and files. I'm still cleaning up the mess from past events and probably will still be cleaning up for months. Even with the help of another me. Indeed, it's rather troublesome really, especially since we've yet to receive help repairing the hole in the floor.
