Okay so it's gotten to the point where myself, Kakuzen and MidDipper are hiding in an elevator getting drunk while a shitload of bearwolves and cats try to get in. Fable and Goble are currently passed out somewhere from performing a ritual and losing an arm respectively. All of our defences are destroyed and we've got two rampaging clones to deal with... I think it's been a pretty productive day so far.
Luckily there aren't turrets in the elevator. Although I believe there's a few right outside. We can stay in here foreveeeeeeer
What the hell is going on! I just woke up and all hell's broke loose, why are the cats and bear cats loose, there's corpses everywhere. Part of the base is on fire. AND HOLYSHIT! I got a robot arm now. *Synthesized voice* "Hostiles detected, arming weaponry" Oh god, my hand just morphed into a laser, and it won't shut down. God, where do I point this thing? It's cutting through the walls! Treble help me out here, how do I use this thing?
hey hey godel you shoudl come to the elevator party we're having me and dylan ad kaku are getting drunk in the elevator instead of dealing w our problems it's gr8 ur invited
Uh... it normally takes a few weeks for us to fit and calibrate a cybernetic for someone to use. By us I mean the lab techs. I have no idea what's on your arm, but it sounds pretty badass.
So I woke up in the bionics labs, looks like some lab techs carried me here while I was out. Unfortunately, all I can see are a few blood stains and a lack of lab techs, so I'm assuming the worse. In the mean time, I'm just gonna have to live with a permanent deathray for a hand for a little while. Do we have like a reverse disco ball I could put at the end of this thing as a kind of sheath.
Oh hey, it's Dylan! Wait. Two Dylans? Shit. Well, since you can't exactly kill us, how's about a drink? By the way, Real Dylan, you may not like this, and it may sting, but hell if it isn't what you deserved after ditching us the past few times. You know how my cats can teleport? Well, let's just say I modded one of them to be a little bit more, I don't know, responsive? This shouldn't hurt you permanently, Dylan, but this'll affect Dylanalike a hell of a lot more. *Kakuzen then proceeds to force-teleport one of his cats onto Dylanalike's leg* Play nice, now!
Allright... I lay myself down to rest a bit and when I get up something happpend to the portal, I can't really tell what exactly did happen here. And when I watch the bio-scan of the facillity for a second I suddently see dylan's signature teleport from somewhere around the facility to an other dylan signature. What the heck is going on?
Can anyone tell me what happened to the dimensional rift though? I kinda expected to world to lay in pieces by the time I woke up.
Can someone please let me out of this elevator...? Dylan has a hangover and is somehow even less tolerable than usual.
Both Dylan's have hangovers. I feel very sorry for you. Also we might have to find that new recruit who winched me out of this thing last time.
