Melted? What did you shoot it with, a laser? I assumed something ballistic. Unless you mean you shot it after you thawed it. Which... Seems...
It was a pup-sicle, I think he said. So he probably wanted to see if it would shatter. For the record, at that temperature, it should have...
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That... is a really good point. Cron, please don't teleport the puppies... Also, just a gut feeling, has anyone seen Agent Gödel lately? His poor...
I really, really do not need another dog. But thanks for the thought.
Dylan, don't pretend like you give two shakes of a rat's ass about safety. Cron, I'm just glad you're OK.
I would like to formally apologize for any confusion that the joke I made earlier may have caused. My lab is a 'dead zone' for cell...
This was definitely Dylan's fault. I will update when I determine how.
Yes, you do. Sandbox missions are unlocked in order of release. Get to work, Agent! As always we're more than happy to offer nudges and guidance...
Handler kinda gives a connotation of hierarchy, which we don't really have.
Perhaps 'Recruiter' would be a better term? More literal too. And you could have 'Recruits' listed on your page.
That's not what birds look like.
Eugh, never mind. It's probably ruined. I'll just get another.
Black, with skulls, not floating. Do you have it?
Did you find a clarinet in there? I seem to have misplaced mine.
Cut that shit out. I don't know if this is common knowledge, but the vast majority of research proposals here at the Agency are reviewed by a...
Microbiology is a fascinating field.
Some sounds aren't audio. When a soul is torn from its body you can, if you're lucky, hear the scream echoing through the emptiness between minds....
Gödel, I strongly advise you get yourself evaluated for a possible curse. Not sure who to go to about that but ask around a bit and I'm sure...
Nah, I just wanna know if I can hear his reaction from my lab.
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