TLDR: Dylanalike is trying to find an artifact we have hidden in the archives, to open a portal to his multiverse, so his people can invade. And...
What! I thought I told you to keep him away from the archives! Oh god, this is bad, this is really bad! We need to capture him now! But we CAN NOT...
*Groggily rolls out of bed* Oh god, guys, where's Dylanalike!?!
Middipper... *Gasp* you have to read this note *Cough* immediately. This wasn't an accident *cough*. We're all in grave danger. *loses...
Project Sunshot sounds like a lot of fun, have shot anything cool in a while. Though I don't know if I should try any one of these projects...
Well, interesting welcomes is something this agency excels at, I can tell you from personal experience.
Another addendum to my advice: Careful in those vents, easy to get lost in, danger high speed fans, sections of them are flooded, and I know one...
Welcome to the agency Agent Fable, I'm that aforementioned recruit that Dylan nearly killed twice. Hope you get all your books back, I'm going to...
I called the clinic, they put me down for an appointment. I'm scheduled in 1 year. Apparently, there are a lot of work related injuries down here....
Well that's comforting to here, but knowing my luck, I don't quite trust myself to not get destroyed. I'm just gonna work from home until I can...
Ok, but the thought of only having papier-mâché between me and a firing range is a little unsettling. I'm guessing Treble shut the range down, or...
Hey guys, what are we going to do about my office, there's kind of a giant hole, with a firing range behind it? Who should I talk to about this?
Well, I'll just leave it on my desk for now, kinda of morbid paperweight. Wait what, there was a firing range behind my wall, that's why my desk...
The cat's petrified, I'm holding a statue of it in my hands. Feel kinda guilty about it. It fell asleep in my lap. Evan did a good job, walked in,...
No, I was a bit dazed after I got up, anyways we needed to keep that cat here for the lab tech, and this seems like the best way to keep him from...
It's nipping my fingers again, I don't know how long I can keep this thing entertained, where is that lab tech?
Okay, but, what are you going to do?
Well whatever you have I would use it now, the cat just cut Treble's OMEGA's leg off. I think it's trying to cut it's way through the cock pit...
Ugggh, I'm awake now, Oh god it's on your leg!
OH GOD!!! THAT HURTS!!!!
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