Hi guys, don't want to be a pain, but has anyone seen the Angostura bitters I left in the mini-fridge in Break Room 12?
No, see, when I was in there before there was a mini-fridge. I remember distinctly because it had a passive-aggressive post-it-note on it which said "I hope you're happy Omega", I presume about the whole 'sources of nourishment' thing. So I decided to put my bitters in it for later. There was a filing cabinet as well, but it seems someone's scrawled 'Filling Cabinet' on the side and put a different kind of pie in each drawer. Any ideas?
Someone moved that steak I cooked last night as well. Confess and maybe I won't break your stuff. Or your skull.
That's unfortunate. Anyway, I don't see how a fridge would be a 'source of nourishment'. Have you checked lost and found?
Oh. It appears to have been destroyed by one of the recent fires. Hm. I don't really know what to tell you.
All right, I guess the Cybertech Div. will find a way to use these. Might be good for data destruction, BROWN tends to destroy aluminium.
Div 66 Cybertech January 20th meeting conclusions: 1: Brown will absolutely eat a fridge. 2: Brown does not taste any better with Angostura bitters added. 3: Agent Nice is on probation for theft and destruction of departmental property.
