Break Room Privacy

Discussion in 'Division-66' started by OmegaSeven, Jan 10, 2016.

  1. OmegaSeven

    OmegaSeven Senior Agent

    Hi guys, don't want to be a pain, but has anyone seen the Angostura bitters I left in the mini-fridge in Break Room 12?
     
  2. MidDipper

    MidDipper Division-79

    Break Room 12 doesn't have a mini-fridge. It does have a filing cabinet, though.
     
  3. OmegaSeven

    OmegaSeven Senior Agent

    No, see, when I was in there before there was a mini-fridge. I remember distinctly because it had a passive-aggressive post-it-note on it which said "I hope you're happy Omega", I presume about the whole 'sources of nourishment' thing. So I decided to put my bitters in it for later. There was a filing cabinet as well, but it seems someone's scrawled 'Filling Cabinet' on the side and put a different kind of pie in each drawer. Any ideas?
     
  4. MidDipper

    MidDipper Division-79

    Well, are you happy?
     
  5. Manakias

    Manakias Senior Agent

    Someone moved that steak I cooked last night as well. Confess and maybe I won't break your stuff. Or your skull.
     
  6. OmegaSeven

    OmegaSeven Senior Agent

    No I'm bloody not!
     
  7. MidDipper

    MidDipper Division-79

    That's unfortunate. Anyway, I don't see how a fridge would be a 'source of nourishment'. Have you checked lost and found?
     
  8. OmegaSeven

    OmegaSeven Senior Agent

    I wasn't aware we had a lost and found. Where is it?
     
  9. MidDipper

    MidDipper Division-79

    Oh. It appears to have been destroyed by one of the recent fires. Hm. I don't really know what to tell you.
     
  10. Ellis

    Ellis Senior Agent

    Hey, I've got a shipment of BROWN here for agent "OmegaSeven"?
    Anyone want to collect it for him?
     
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  11. MidDipper

    MidDipper Division-79

    Take it yourself. Most of us are pretty busy. Or ask Dylan, he's pretty much never busy.
     
  12. Ellis

    Ellis Senior Agent

    All right, I guess the Cybertech Div. will find a way to use these. Might be good for data destruction, BROWN tends to destroy aluminium.
     
  13. themadhuman

    themadhuman Division-79

    cybertech-class-picture_lzn.jpg Div 66 Cybertech January 20th meeting conclusions:
    1: Brown will absolutely eat a fridge.
    2: Brown does not taste any better with Angostura bitters added.
    3: Agent Nice is on probation for theft and destruction of departmental property.
     
  14. Operator

    Operator Senior Agent

    If I may ask, what is Brown?

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  15. dylanamite

    dylanamite Moderator

    I think it's some kind of drink...

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  16. MidDipper

    MidDipper Division-79

    Agent Ellis came up with it during Winterharvest.
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  17. Operator

    Operator Senior Agent

    But if it's like a normal drink, why would it eat a fridge?
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  18. MidDipper

    MidDipper Division-79

    It's sorta got a mind of its own.
     
  19. dylanamite

    dylanamite Moderator

    I haven't tried it yet. Maybe I should.

    Where are you?
     
  20. Operator

    Operator Senior Agent

    Maybe you shouldn't do that.
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