Cut that shit out. I don't know if this is common knowledge, but the vast majority of research proposals here at the Agency are reviewed by a panel (including me) before being sent to the higher ups for approval or denial, in order to keep us from looking like complete idiots all the time, and to keep the workload down for them. I don't know if you think you're funny, or you just enjoy wasting Agency resources, but the following 'research proposals' are NOT going to be approved. The Effects of Alcohol on Female Sexual Inhibitions "He Who Smelt It, Dealt It", Determining Fart Sources In Modern Society Gravitational Effects on Secondary Sexual Characteristics in Females of the Species Homo sapiens "deez nuts" (Yes, this was the entirety of the 'proposal') Everybody Poops-- But Do They Need To? Utilizing Pocket Dimensions for Human Waste Storage (This one was iffy, tbh) Coke, Soda, and Pop; Why You Are All Wrong I can't remember all of them, this has been an ongoing problem. But this small sampling should give you a good idea of the issue. Unfortunately due to the anonymous nature of the proposals, I can't be certain who has submitted these 'proposals', but you know who you are. Cut it out.
