Rin-memo 09/08/2015: Urgent

Discussion in 'Division-66' started by riningear, Aug 9, 2015.

  1. riningear

    riningear Division-79

    Donate THAT for experiments. I'm attempting to increase the longevity of, you know, OFFICIAL, RELIABLE EQUIPMENT.
     
  2. JantsoP

    JantsoP Division 88 Manager

    Well luckily here in IT we have our own coffee machine.
    Cheers
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  3. Treble

    Treble Senior Agent

    Oh god. Hey everyone, listen up. I may have left a bag of gunpowder in the break room and took the coffee by mistake. I returned the coffee but I can't find the powder. If you drank any of the coffee that was recently made, you may want to get to a doctor. And have your eyes checked.
     
  4. Tejco

    Tejco Active Agent

    Thank you Treble. That explains why my girlfriend thought I was summoning demons in the toilet. Looks like I will be drinking my own coffee from now on.
     
  5. riningear

    riningear Division-79

    YOU WHAT
     
  6. Treble

    Treble Senior Agent

    I fixed it! It's just that there's either someone on base with enough gunpowder to blow up a block, or some people may experience, I don't know actually. I've never seen anyone eat gunpowder before.
     
  7. dylanamite

    dylanamite Moderator

    I've done some research (yahoo answers, specifically) and the common effects of eating gunpowder seem to be all the symptoms of major heart diseases, nausea, headaches, and potential death.

    So pretty much the same effects from drinking coffee Rin makes, anyway.
     
  8. riningear

    riningear Division-79

    I'D LEAST LIKE TO KNOW WHAT'S KILLING ME AND WHAT IT FEELS LIKE AND WHAT TO EXPECT

    AND DRINK IT VOLUNTARILY

    NOT AS A RESULT OF SOME DIMWIT SWITCHING OUT MY SOURCE OF ENERGY
     
  9. Felicity

    Felicity Senior Agent

    Good evening,

    I just wanted to thank whoever left the gunpowder in the break room. It saved me a trip to the quartermaster, since I was able to reload my own ammunition. If you leave a note on my desk I'll be sure to return the favor.

    Have a good night!
     
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  10. Treble

    Treble Senior Agent

    Wait,
    so.. if you took the gunpowder... and I took the coffee... what the hell were people drinking
     
  11. Grim-Angel53

    Grim-Angel53 Senior Agent

    I assume some of it was the black coffee-based substance we created in the lab last week
     
  12. wyrme

    wyrme Active Agent

    It was NOT substance317/o, I am positive that it was 100% disposed of in the appropriate, (safe, totally approved) manner last burn day, or organized desummoning, whichever could apply according to manufacturer's sds that is ALWAYS file with such enti...substances.
     

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