Rin-memo 09/08/2015: Urgent

Discussion in 'Division-66' started by riningear, Aug 9, 2015.

  1. riningear

    riningear Division-79

    STOP USING THE COFFEE MAKER AND COFFEE POT AND COFFEE BEANS AND COFFEE FILTERS FOR PURPOSES THAT ARE NOT RELATED TO THE BREWING AND CONSUMPTION OF COFFEE

    I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD IF I FIND THIS EQUIPMENT BEING USED NON-COFFEE EXPERIMENTATION ONE MORE TIME I WILL PUT MULTIPLE LOCKS ON THE BREAK ROOM AND IT WILL JUST BECOME MY LIVING SPACE.

    STOP IT. PLEASE. OUR BREAK ROOM BUDGET IS LOW. WE ONLY GET ONE OF THESE.

    I NEED MY CAFFEINE OR I'LL BE LIKE THIS MORE OFTEN.

    (@Zekh WE'LL BUY YOU A NEW POT TO SIT IN OKAY I'M SORRY BUT NO EXCEPTIONS)
     
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  2. Grim-Angel53

    Grim-Angel53 Senior Agent

    Alright, alright, alright.

    i'll bring my own beans, and maker, and...screw it, im constructing my own small coffee and tea area in the Record. or in the library.

    wait....dont we have that partnership with starbucks?
     
  3. dylanamite

    dylanamite Moderator

    I tried to use one of those coupons we were "given" last time I went to buy a coffee. They ripped it up and told me to "get a life" and stop wasting my time sharpie-ing fake coupons.

    So no, I'm not sure that partnership still exists. Or ever existed.
     
  4. riningear

    riningear Division-79

    They stopped after certain other underground organizations invested and went bankrupt.
     
  5. Treble

    Treble Senior Agent

    In my defense tea is pretty much the same as coffee. At least I haven't died yet from using coffee filters for brewing tea.
     
  6. Daedalus

    Daedalus Division-79

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  7. riningear

    riningear Division-79

    I'm going to break that bow in half if you do it again I swear to god.
     
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  8. Grim-Angel53

    Grim-Angel53 Senior Agent

    @riningear , question, what if the experimentation IS coffee based?
     
  9. riningear

    riningear Division-79

    POUR THE FUCKING COFFEE OUT FIRST INTO A SEPARATE CONTAINER THIS IS NOT A DIFFICULT CONCEPT
     
  10. Obyrith

    Obyrith Senior Agent

    So I'm guessing I should cancel the experiment to harness the pure essence of rage and disappointment by swapping all the coffee in the break room with decaf.
     
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  11. Grim-Angel53

    Grim-Angel53 Senior Agent

    @Obyrith , last time @riningear went without caffine....the last break room ended up covered in blood and viscera. and then it burned to the ground. thus why we have a smaller budget this time round. we also lost a few agents. the agents haven't been found. lets not piss her off.

    riningear, I do, about 90% of the time. that last time was a fluke, and kinda ended up great for it!
     
  12. riningear

    riningear Division-79

    YOU DON'T THINK I CAN TELL?
     
  13. Obyrith

    Obyrith Senior Agent

    Duly noted I would not want to be responsible for any caffeine withdrawal based massacres at least against our own agency it's far too much paperwork
     
  14. riningear

    riningear Division-79

    GOOD
     
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  15. Grim-Angel53

    Grim-Angel53 Senior Agent

    *hides out in the Record, sipping coffee*

    you wouldnt have to worry about that, you'd be dead and we wouldnt be able to revive you for lack of full pieces
     
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  16. Obyrith

    Obyrith Senior Agent

    Definitely sure I would not enjoy that outcome either at least the paperwork would only seem like death
    *note to self don't mess with Riningear*
     
  17. Daedalus

    Daedalus Division-79

    Punk
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  18. riningear

    riningear Division-79

  19. Daedalus

    Daedalus Division-79

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  20. Greenstarfanatic

    Greenstarfanatic Senior Agent

    Hey, uh...Rin?
    I have a coffee maker, but I don't actually drink coffee. I could, y'know, just give it to you. Then that one could be the 'Experiments' maker, and we can all stop yelling and writing messages, okay?

    Please?
     

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