Hello everyone, I am the new puppet master, working along side Andrea and the rest of the development team. I just wanted to introduce myself to all of you. I'm from Montreal. I love hip hop and wearing ties. And Chinese egg tarts. Besides planning missions, I am also in charge of getting all the rewards to you all. So if you have any issues with your packages, want to say hi, or argue about who is the best Wu Tang member, let me know.
Welcome aboard with this motley crew, Jarobi! We are your willing puppets but please be kind. This is not "Fifty Shades".
If you work on anything technical, I would introduce myself as "The guy who breaks all things". If you're just doing puzzles then I'm the "Guy who ends up where he doesn't belong".
Jarobi means IBORAJ backwards. Iboraj is a part of the name "LIBORAJDEA". It is a village in the municipality Banat. Which in turn is situated in Romania. I am on to you!
On the other hand, Jarobi is an anagram for biojar, a container used by transporters to move infectious substances internationally. Is Jarobi a puppet master? or is he actually a sentient, deadly germ using us as an opportunity to escape? Thus, to reiterate: Also, welcome. and please spare me when you take over the world I'll be a good agent/carrier I promise.
Or, alternatively, transliterated to Japanese, Ja-ro-bi can be written as 蛇路日, which roughly translates to "Day of the Snake Road/Route/Pass". The Snake Pass is a nickname for the highest spot on the british A57 between Sheffield and Manchester, which is also the location where "Inspiral Carpets" shot their video for "This is how it feels". The band was formed in 1983, and was active until 1995, reforming in 2003, and have been active since. One of the original members, Craig Gill, was born on December 5th 1971. Anther band also stating "I really know how it feels to be", is A Tribe Called Quest. Formed in 1985 and active until 1998, reforming in 2006 and onward. This leaves "A Tribe Called Quest" trailing slightly behind Inspiral Carpets with roughly 2 to 3 years. A member of A Tribe Called Quest was born 6 months before Craig Gill; Jarobi White. As such:
I input Jarobi into google maps and it led me to Rollersnakes Unit 7, The Parker Center Mansfield Road Derby United Kingdom The number listed on their website has 666 in it.... Coincidentally, snake pass is where I learned to roll a cigarette!! I may be on to you!
Jarobi was the forgotten member of tribe, kind of like their hypeman. But he was never on any of their tracks.
Ahhh, just had to copy the Sith Lord's Rule of Two, didn't you guys. Now we have two masters, no waiting. Welcome Obi Wan Jarobi to your journey to the dark side. We have cookies.
Now every time you say that you're off to speak at a fancy conference in Europe, I'm going to assume it looks like this. or alternatively, "It's going to revolutionize the way we do tactical espionage"
