I'm so tired of those zombies everywhere, they eat tourists, they make France look bad and you can't take pictures anymore without having some walking dead photobombing our photos. While hunting them and slashing the shit out of them is fun and may become a national sport, i can't bear the smell anymore and if any organism or occult department could hunt down the necromancer circles of the country it would be greatly appreciated. Thanks.
No worries, I have spare souls lying somewhere. And in case that isn't enough, we can call Ash. He should fix it.
Gentlemen, I do believe we need to instill Permanent Non-Disclosure agreements to the affected and observing parties. Remember, Necromancy does not exists. Zombies do not exist either. As such, being a faction that also doesn't exist, it's our duty to ensure that non-existing ideas/entities remain so for the public to go about spending their lives frivolously. Zerosh, you latent capabilities at reading text within text will be noted for future reference. I have filed document D66-13 to have more personnel keep account of your activities (even if filing such a document warrant me additional observation too, sacrifices I guess.) Zekh, the not-existing necromancers usually acquire further compatibility with their not-existing abilities when dead. Suggest to include imaginative incarcerations instead when threatening obviously not-existing to-be necromancers in the future. Also, both your agent names start with Z. End of the known alphabet. End. And End of things. Necromancy. Perhaps there's a connection...
Please, "gentlemen". What the actual fuck ? Grab a shotgun and help me out dealing with those walking corpses or do something useful instead of posting messags of unexisting sense (bam ! eat that !)
Your request was duly noted. *I* am not in the immediate area however. Request for agents to be deployed to deal with this non-existing threat has been sent.
Roger that, I will be more careful in the future. Umm, 13, I like that number I will try to go about my "activities" in a more subtle way, but I'd be happy if my capabilities, or the results of my "little experiments", are useful to the cause. Maybe, I'm not sure though...
I believe Zekh/Zerosh may be close to having the situation contained. You can have some rest TheChosenOne. Other agents who shall remain nameless lent their assistance already; at least that's what I was told.
Most of the undead has been dealth with, emergency approved crematoriums dispatched on a few sites to dispose of the bodies. Now we're tracking the responsible necromancers to avoid the appearance of more threats.
Oh late to the case than. For once I am glad to hear that. I might be missing out on the fun, but I need a short break. I will say fingers and point names if I see any.
And you all scoffed when those filters were installed in the Calais end of the Channel Tunnel. Yeah, the public thinks they're for rabies, but nope - there's a reason why the UK is still zombie free.
