I'd like to remind the staff that i am very glad and proud that weve almost went an entire year without any internal accidents. I suggest you shouldnt jinx any...
You can't 'borrow' her... She's sentient and probably knows more than you about a few things at this point. You can certainly ask for her to help you, and if she wants to help and I deem it safe then I'll allow it.
Okay... have y'all gotten that snake back in its cage yet? Because... I may or may not have found a snake in our server room... It was at a critically low core temperature, so we got it into a heating tank and I swear I heard it thank me...
It's fairly big... maybe about 4 or 5 ft long... it has brown and gray scales if that helps identify it... Hang on, I think I just heard something Aaaaaand... the snake's making a break for it... brb
Its okay, we have robots for a reason. Its now locked in its cage... though knowing my luck, its tongue can probably pick locks
http://i.imgur.com/FK4YpIn.jpg Pretty sure the one in Shipping and Recieving was Mary. I found her in a specimen container that was supposed to be empty.
ill have you know Micro-C will be on a complete lockdown due to unforeseen events. this defenitly has nothing to do with the snake outbreak in HQ of course. ill keep you updated until the situation has been resolved; i apologise for the inconvenience
I know it would make no sense given the size of the other snake and it appearing just now, but there's no chance Mary could have laid eggs, is there?
That's actually what I was concerned about. She could have laid them the last time she escaped, maybe?