I Need A Quick Favor

Due to some rather unexpected test results, its starting to look like I need a gallon of holy water and access to the occult text storage. Could someone either pick me up what I need or tell me where to find the supplies?

 

The gallon of holy water might be quite hard to get. We used up most of our supply last summer when "someone" filled the water dispenser with it...

However, we should be able to get heavy water without any problems!

 

cant we get out 'contacts' in venezuela to get some holy water?
Arturos should be able to forard the package to us.

but might i ask what the nature of said testresults are?

 

Oh man.
It started with some Brown.
I was warned to be careful, something about 'Ass Demons'
The rest writes itself.
Zae, dont use the Block C restroom WHATEVER YOU DO

 

i guess the holy heavy water idea, doesnt sound that bad after all...

 

castilion, i hope the shit demon problem has been contained so far.
but in case it's not; we have a way to actually refill our supplies of holy water

 

From what I understand now you just; bless, pour, flush and repeat as necessary.

 

I recently chained the door shut after tossing in some burning rosemary and silver. It *should* be contained but I could still use some just in case...

 

Zae, why don't you just go bless the toilet? Is there any way we can't just bless the water main?

 

That might be overkill, someone's experiments might be unintentionally vanquished.

 

I have a shit demon chained in a bathroom. I dont think an accidental vanquishing is the worst idea.
I already know Im cleaning this one up.

 

i am not really liking the idea of actually blessing the toilet itself, but since my goddess has given specific approval, i will try this.
Though i might be needing some backup on this, since i dont want the chanting to interrupted due to demonic intervention. Also, ive already placed some buckets filled with holy water nearby.

If i am to survive this, next week i will ask for approval to actually bless the coffee maker at the end of the hall nearby section D, i believe it was. (you know, the one closest to the entrance of the Micro-C labs where i usually go when im on a break)

 

Coffee makers are sacred by default. Blessing it may be overkill.

 

isnt overkill what we usually do?
but who am i, but a mere mortal, to question your judgement

 

Time to break out the holy ordinance, Ill cover while you bless. Miss Dipper, permission to set up a holy shrine to coffee in my station?

 

Permission granted. Coffee shrines are always allowed

 

Aye aye ma'am

 

Any and all Keurigs, Coffeemate and other coffee/espresso machines and tea bags are already sacred, as stated above. the various deities saw the creation of coffee and tea as a blessing and thus made all future advances sacred under their laws and codes. even the Judeo-Christian god. Thus a reason why I have an entire Extradimensional Drawer containing my own shrine and everything I need to create coffee. magic helps add a little boost too.
as for the shit demon...holy water and other blessed implements should work. I suggest the heaven's fire rounds from the Anima/Magic section of the Armory.

 

Oh god, fire rounds and shit demons. That would smell like, well... wait, that's too easy. Forget that joke.

 

no smell or fumes from heaven's fire. just pure unadulterated smiting. I had some fun developing those, especially making sure there was no smell. just existence erasure. at least its not balefire. that shit is fucking insanely bad.