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Discussion in 'Division-66' started by VirtusVotis, Feb 8, 2016.

  1. zaelong

    zaelong Moderator

    does it help if i said i have the 'original' tube right now?
    It is nicely labeled "Saccharomyces cervesa #d47yn-W8"

    So far I am only surprised you never really asked me, how i was able to identify this one, since this an unknown strain too the outside world.
     
  2. MidDipper

    MidDipper Division-79

    We have fifteen S. cervesa cultures in the storeroom, Zaelong. However if you found a tube outside of the storeroom that means one in there is a fake. Which is not going to be fun to sort out.

    And frankly I would expect you would be able to identify an organism we keep on hand in Micro C. You're not incompetent, just a little leech obsessed. Speaking of which, I need to see those leeches.
     
  3. zaelong

    zaelong Moderator

    meaning either someone took a sample from an original container and cultured it, or just replaced it...
    just to be clear; it is not possible to bring objects with you from one paralel world to another, right?
    i believe i've read that dylanalike had nothing on him when he got here, because he couldnt take anything with him.
    just to make sure we defenitely dont have another doppel walking around HQ...

    and about the leeches... I am going to assume you are going to disect at least one of them...
    I'll get one of them ready when we're done testing the original S.cervesa containers
     
  4. MidDipper

    MidDipper Division-79

    You can definitely bring objects between dimensions. Dylanalike... I don't know why he was naked. Differ showed up with plenty of objects. Roswell has clothes too. I don't think that a doppel did this but honestly at this point I just want to get the stockroom back in order.

    And yes, I'm going to dissect at least one of them. I had assumed you had standard H. medicinalis, but I want to get a look at this larger variant you've been keeping.
     
  5. Operator

    Operator Senior Agent

    I'd love to help-
    But you're not cleared yet.
     
  6. MidDipper

    MidDipper Division-79

    Managed to get through all the S. cervesa cultures in the stockroom and found one that had been contaminated. I'm going to guess this is the one our mystery punch bowl spiker took from. I've discarded the contaminated culture and things should be back to normal now.

    Additionally, as a result of recent events, you'll find that security protocols to enter Micro C have been significantly increased. Nobody is getting in here unless they are part of my team. I'll send techs out for errands as needed, but until the agency threat level has been decreased it's going to be Micro C staff only.
     
  7. Operator

    Operator Senior Agent

    Did you change the codes?
     
  8. MidDipper

    MidDipper Division-79

    Among other things.
     
  9. Operator

    Operator Senior Agent

    You might to...umm...change them again.
     
  10. MidDipper

    MidDipper Division-79

    Roswell, there's simply no chance you'll be able to get in here, even with the codes. There are other measures. And the codes will change-- I've got them on a schedule to be changed at random intervals for the next four weeks, going down a list of passcodes that my techs have memorized.
     
  11. zaelong

    zaelong Moderator

    and under no curcomstances are able/allowed to print...
    im just glad its send in plain text format
     
  12. themadhuman

    themadhuman Division-79

    Hey MidDipper, I'm wondering if there are any side effects to the shot you gave me... such as the walls in my house at night appear that someone is playing Tetris on them. Also last night I had an interesting conversation with my steak and it informed me that I would never be able to sleep again, so far it was right. And I think I am picking up radio stations from the 1980's in my left ear, wouldn't be as bad if it were 90's music-the 80's sucked.
     
  13. MidDipper

    MidDipper Division-79

    Uhh.. No, it was just penicillin. That's gotta be something else. Do any recreational drugs lately?
     
  14. themadhuman

    themadhuman Division-79

    No, it seems to occur from sunset to sunup for the last three nights. I've ingested nothing abnormal, since the punch, and I think it wasn't penicillin since I didn't go into anaphylaxis.
     
  15. MidDipper

    MidDipper Division-79

    You're allergic to penicillin and you didn't tell me, even though I told you I was going to inject you with it? I did inject you with penicillin, for the record. Not sure why you aren't reacting to it, perhaps a combination of the S. cervesa you ingested and the usual allergic response you have to it produced the effects? I'm sending Zaelong to check up on you.
     
  16. themadhuman

    themadhuman Division-79

    Sorry, my memory is really fuzzy from that time period. I'm told I acted kind of drunk.
     
  17. MidDipper

    MidDipper Division-79

    Yes, just a bit. You should consider wearing some sort of medical alert bracelet.
     
  18. zaelong

    zaelong Moderator

    okay; for your own safety i recommend you to stay here for the time being, while ill try to run some tests.
    if you would sign some forms for me, i might already begin some kind of treatment (if dipper wont look this way that is...)
    is there also a list with known allergies?
    I was informed you're allergic to penicilline?
     
  19. themadhuman

    themadhuman Division-79

    Penicillin and all derivatives are usually out of the question, surprised I'm not dead... You might want to swat at that gargoyle, he seems to be ripping out your hair!
     
  20. MidDipper

    MidDipper Division-79

    He is not to be brought into the lab, Zaelong. I meant it when I said Micro C staff ONLY. I'm not taking any chances with this stupid hit list thing. Take him to one of the medical bays, grab samples to test here if you must.
     

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