Valentine's Day Party!

Discussion in 'Division-66' started by VirtusVotis, Feb 8, 2016.

  1. themadhuman

    themadhuman Division-79

    Have you ever gone to an agency Holiday party- Innocently drank some cursed and/or spiked punch- "insert party you cannot remember" Then woke up in the janitor's closet spooning a mop?
     
  2. zaelong

    zaelong Moderator

    could someone do me a favour and cause some glitches in the memorybanks for the camera's in the main corridor on the third floor?
    im not exactly sure what happened there, but id like too keep it that way...

    also; has anyone seen a tube labeled with 'CYP2C19 inhibitor Sample #314'?
    i might have misplaced it yesterday...
    dont worry, its not lethal. not in itself at least, but you might want to watch out with alcohol though... if you were to get this in your body, alcohol might take three, maybe four times the time, to be broken down.

    and now that i think about it... it kinda could be able to kill Dylanamite...
    has anyone seen the guy since last night?
     
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  3. Castilion

    Castilion Senior Agent

    ...I can't find my pants...

    DOES ANYONE HAVE MY PANTS?!
     
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  4. Operator

    Operator Senior Agent

    You threw your pants in a room full of kittens. And Zaelong, I will not erase the camera footage.

    It was hilarious to see you run around with no pants Castilion.
     
  5. zaelong

    zaelong Moderator

    I kinda expected that...
    But well at least I've found my missing tube... and Dylanamite...
    At least he appears to be alive, but he's got a mayor hangover
     
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  6. zaelong

    zaelong Moderator

    and i might have found the source of the 'spiking' if anyone is interested...
    apparantly i have found traces of this culture of 'S. cervesa' (not to be confused with 'S.cerevisiae') in the leftover punch...
    I can't find any logs in Micro-C of this culture being used, so either someone smuggled it in from the outside, or someone is experimenting in Micro-C without logging his/her actions...

    if you have drank the punch, it is strongly recommended to come to Micro-C for antibiotics...
     
  7. MidDipper

    MidDipper Division-79

    We have some of that culture in stasis in the stockroom. I'll check the access logs.

    I'll be happy to administer intramuscular penicillin shots to anyone who may have been exposed to the infection. The shots aren't exactly pleasant, but it sure beats the alternative!
     
  8. zaelong

    zaelong Moderator

    well... for those who are terribly afraid of needles, i might have an alternative ready...
    i accidentally found it out with the feeding last night

    though i should note that it is not recommended if you are anemic.
     
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  9. MidDipper

    MidDipper Division-79

    You can't put the leeches on someone else, too much risk of bloodborne pathogens being transferred. It's the needle or nothing.
     
  10. zaelong

    zaelong Moderator

    but they've been tested...
     
  11. MidDipper

    MidDipper Division-79

    They're leeches. The blood stays in their system for quite a while. Also, are you feeding them EVERY DAY? That's really abnormal.
     
  12. zaelong

    zaelong Moderator

    i dont feed them everyday, only on the monday evenings, and not even all at once, that would be suicide...
    and yes, the blood stays in their system for some time, but the blood they've 'eaten' stays within; they dont reinject it.
    they only inject a micture of anestesia, anticoagulance and antibiotics. and if they were infected with some parasite, they might inject those as well i guess, but so far i havent detected anything in them...

    by the way, why on earth would we have S.cervesa on stasis in our labs?
    apart from the fact they are super efficient for making consumeble alcohol, they are nearly identical to common yeast...
    it's almost as if someone created it specifically for Dylanamite
     
  13. MidDipper

    MidDipper Division-79

    We've had them since before I was in charge of this lab. I inherited those cultures, and a few others.
    Typical medical leeches feed about once every three months. What kind of leeches do you have there that are feeding weekly? I'm now even less keen on the idea of sticking them on people who haven't been exposed.
     
  14. zaelong

    zaelong Moderator

    they're a slightly larger subspecies of the Hirudo medicinalis, but because there are a lot of them, i feed only a few in a week.
    so technically they only eat once every two months.

    which reminds me, does anyone know any nice names?
     
  15. Castilion

    Castilion Senior Agent

    Sir Maxamilion DuVe
    Only the classiest names will do!
     
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  16. Operator

    Operator Senior Agent

    Jerry.
    Jerry.
     
  17. themadhuman

    themadhuman Division-79

    do thith esplane wy i ffeel drink frm thyme to tiiime cinse tha prty?
     
  18. zaelong

    zaelong Moderator

    if you've been drinking fruitjuices or have drank a lot of punch, then yeah
     
  19. Castilion

    Castilion Senior Agent

    Suddenly, I'm craving apple juice.
    Thanks Zae?
     
  20. zaelong

    zaelong Moderator

    dont worry, as soon as you've got your shots its safe to drink your applejuice
    just stay clear of the punch, because that one should be really sour/bitter by now
     

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