Time Anomalies

*BEEEEP BEEEEP BEEEEP*

Oh dear.

 

Right. I advise you to either turn and run, if you're fast, or try and get to the end of that corridor, if you're agile.

 

Miss Dipper, shall I stand by with a triage kit ready?

 

I don't think i've ever seen someone run so fast.

Why does this...always..happen?

 

I'd say that's the best course of action, yes.

 

Oh, good, you're alive. Nevermind, Castilion.

My security programs can't really be overridden right now due to a uh... Technical glitch. I can step out for a moment to do a blood draw and maybe take a skin scraping, though.

 

I think that's probably the best course of action.

Reminds me of this...jerk from my security team. He always loved to mess with the disintegrators facial recognition..

 

I'll pop out in just a minute. Gotta finish one more thing. Sit tight.

 

Will do. In the meantime, i'm quite curious as to why your clocks move forwards while mine goes backwards.

 

Time-space fuckery. Hold still while I jab you with a needle.

 

OWW!

 

Not so bad, wasn't it? I'd give you a bandage but they're all inside, just hold your wrist to your shoulder to apply pressure.

 

Im still holding the kit, should I crack it open for some bandages then restock it later?

 

Yes, yes.

I just "love" needles.

 

Oh, yeah. Sure. Give him a bandaid and a lollipop, if he really wants to be a baby about it. It's just a blood draw.

 

I just hate needles. And I'll point this out now, my name is also Tanton.

Greaaaaaaaat.

 

Can we at least come up with a funny name for you?

 

Aye aye ma'am

Looks like who ever packed these was nice enough to include some anesthetic. Please hold still...

OoC edit: Phone spelling ended badly, I feex

 

Well if you can't come up with something, call me Roswell.

 

Aye aye, Roswell it is!