The 12 Days Of Christmas...

Discussion in 'Division-66' started by dylanamite, Dec 1, 2015.

  1. Operator

    Operator Senior Agent

    > Agent_Tanton: Welp I might as well join in on this
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    > Signal lost
    > Quantum space rift detected within archive
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    > Agent_Tanton connected
    > Agent_Tanton: Jeez these hellkitten went crazy.
     
  2. MidDipper

    MidDipper Division-79

    I'm still really nervous about killing her, in case the link wasn't totally cut.
     
  3. Treble

    Treble Senior Agent

    I'd risk it. I'll just taze her to death. If it does, in fact, kill you, we can always just revive you.
     
  4. Gödel

    Gödel Senior Agent

    *Harden shell starts to crumble, arm has been completely destroyed. I climb out from under rubble*
    *Coughs up blood* Hey guys, I'm trapped on the lowest level, or at least what's left of it. Place is completely trashed *coughs* all the elevators and stairs are out for 10 levels.
    *Rumble starts to shift behind me*
    Crap, she's not dead, guys gonna need an evac as soon as possible, kind of a sitting duck down here.
     
  5. Treble

    Treble Senior Agent

    what do you mean she isn't dead
     
  6. MidDipper

    MidDipper Division-79

    @Treble, if you kill her I can't really stop you right now. I'm a bit uh... weakened. Just be careful.
    @Godel, I'd advise you to see if @Operator can get you.
     
  7. Treble

    Treble Senior Agent

    *High pitched noise starts*
    *Intensifies*
    Whichever Dylan is near to Midd, I suggest you prepare yourself for the possibility of cardiac arrest. Get a defibrillator ready
    *Secondary beeping noise: Warning, fatal amperage*
    Say goodnight
    *Shocks Differ*
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    @MidDipper , you still around?
     
  8. Operator

    Operator Senior Agent

    > Agent_Godel's location lost
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    > Location restored

    Well hello. You seem to be hurt.
     
  9. MidDipper

    MidDipper Division-79

    @Treble, still here. Looks like it worked.
     
  10. Gödel

    Gödel Senior Agent

    @Operator
    Nah, never better.
    *Coughs up some blood, wobbles, and collapses*
     
  11. Treble

    Treble Senior Agent

    Good riddance. Differ is confirmed KIA. Pretty sure we should incinerate the body, just to be sure. You're call Midd.
     
  12. MidDipper

    MidDipper Division-79

    I have enough samples to do whatever work I'd need to, you can feel free to burn it.
     
  13. Operator

    Operator Senior Agent

    Well then.. *Picks up Godel and heads up* Im so gonna need some help.
     
  14. Treble

    Treble Senior Agent

    *Lights body on fire* Requeiscate de pache.

    I'm coming down. It's time I remove the other threat from the base. If Pertcha wants to mess around with reality, then two can play at that game.

    *Sparks power fist*
     
  15. Treble

    Treble Senior Agent

    Give me her exact location.
     
  16. Fable

    Fable Active Agent

    NO NO NO, don't fight Perchta this is a terrible idea! Guys, she's often said to lead the wild hunt, she protects people from evil and she slits open stomachs, she is a goddess used to fighting this is a terrible idea. Why would you do this? Someone needs to get Godel out of there right now. You can't fight her, and you certainly can't kill her unless you are a god yourself, and I don't think we have any gods laying around. We might be able to trick her and subdue her, though.
     
  17. MidDipper

    MidDipper Division-79

    if she's supposed to protect people from evil she's shit at her job. consider me exhibit A. someone kill that motherfucker.
     
  18. Fable

    Fable Active Agent

    I never said she was either good or bad at her job, I just said fighting is her job. Fighting her head on is a stupid idea. If you want to kill her.... maybe, maybe there is a way, but it's not in a head on battle.
     
  19. Treble

    Treble Senior Agent

    @Fable I might not be a god, but I have the power of one. This thing shoots some kind of electricity we haven't seen before. It blows out any kind of measuring device we try and use on it, and cuts through anything. It is the most powerful artifact in our entire Arsenal, if anything we have can kill her it'll be this. Unless you have a better idea
     
  20. MidDipper

    MidDipper Division-79

    we could just kick off the wild hunt somehow. oral tradition for me, at least, indicates that the wild hunt's prey is usually a young woman who is guilty of a serious crime. we may have recently killed someone who fits that description.
     

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