The 12 Days Of Christmas...

Fine. Help yourself to a shooting range if you get bored.

 

> Agent_Tanton: I'll try not to mess up anything while i'm here. Oh, when you do find me, please ignore my torn clothing.
> Agent_Tanton: Fighting bearwolves with a knife is like really hard...
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> Agent_Tanton disconnected

 

You can grab some body armor if you want. We've got tons of it

 

So @MidDipper , I just want to be perfectly clear, the lab mentioned in our most recent mission isn't your lab, right?

 

Not ours.

 

Alright, I think I'm done vomiting my guts out. Anyways, what happen to our Dipper? Are the fires out, I haven't exactly wanted to stick my head out the door, lest we actually get a fire in Micro C. And Differ, what's the max voltage setting on my taser, I'm frying Dylan ASAP.

 

Dipper is indisposed. Fires should be out, by now. Max voltage on your taser will definitely kill him, but he's locked in a quarantine lab until the feast that my Dylan is planning is over.

 

Tanton is here, somehow, so that's weird. We're safe here. I even found a few more of those coins, which is a nice boost to my salary

 

o̶̸n͟ ̡҉t̨̀͡h̴͞͏e̵ ̧e҉l̛͟͜e͜v̸̕é̴͡n̷tḩ͘͝ ̡d̨a҉ý͢͠ ǫ̵f̶͘͟ ç̨͟h̶̕rí͡͞śtm͏̡as̕
d͢y̕̕l̵̵͢a҉ǹa͞l̴i͝͠͞k҉e͜͢ ̨͘g̵͝ą͞ve ̢̛̛t́o̶͡ ͏҉̵m̧͡e͜
̴́e̴l͠ev̵̛͠e҉n̵ ̶̨s͘h̢̢́a̵r̶ṕ̴͟éņ̵e̴͡d͘͜͠ ͝k҉n͏̀͜i̸͘v̸͟͡ȩ̶̴ş
̀̕͜t̀en ҉̷͠f̧e͝a̸̡͝s̀ţ͢ ͏i͢҉ńv̴̧͟i͜tè͢s̕
̴ǹ̨̛iǹ̡͟e͠͠͏ ͏͜s̸h̶̵̨ǫ̷ȩ͢͝s͟ ͏̶͜à̛͜n͠d̢͡ ҉͟p̷̧͢ai͝l̶̀s̸
͜ei̡͞g͘͟h͞t ̴h͞͏om̷̢i͘͠cid҉à͞҉l̡ t͡h̕o͞ug͜͠h͏͝ţ͝s̀
̢̧s҉̛̀e͏v́eņ s̡ḩ̸ì͝n͘̕y̡͟ p҉̵è͠b̨͟b̴҉̡l͏͠e͜͡͝s̵̢
̶s͠i͏͡x̶̨͝ ҉̡̢b͢͞o̢t͏tl͢é̕s̷ ̴́o͘͜f̧͘ ͏́ģ͞r͘u̴̷el̴̶
f̷͏í͡v́͏̸e҉̸ r͢aa̶a̕a͜a͝w̴͝ ̀͏͟f̧̢͞i̷͜ii͘͏́iįi͏sh̨̛
́͢f̨͘͟o̷ưr̕͞҉ ͜c̢͟ļ͜u̡͠͡m͢͜p҉͜ş̴͝ ̸̕͢of ̷s͞t̷́r̵̛͘a͟҉w̶
th͘͟͞ŕ̨̧ee͡ ͏̸w̡hi̵̸te ̶r͢ơ͜͡b̡͢e̛s͡͏
̨two̷ s̵͢il̸͜v̸̸ęŗ ͢͡c͏o̡̢iņ̢̡ş͟
͝an͞d̵̀̕ ̧̡͟a͢ ̢s̀͜ĺ̶̕i̶͏t̶̀̕ ̵͜ś͞t҉ǫ͢͏má͟c҉h̸̕ ̴f͞o͘͏r ̨̢ev̛é̷r̨ý͏͝o̕n͘͏e̴̡̨

 

Don't be ridiculous, there are no knives in that lab. I've also changed the font I write in, so you all can stop being confused about who is typing when. This is Differ, for the record. Dipper is still a bit under the weather and I'm not sure when she'll be able to resume her duties, so I've taken over for her in the interim.

 

Thank god

 

There are scalpels, though.

 

I meant the different font thing but ok. Are there more scapels than there were before?

 

There is no way I'm going in that lab, are you kidding? I'm not gonna stroll in there and start counting scalpels while Dylan is channeling some Appalachian goddess.

 

I though it was pacified by the whole "we're going to have a feast" thing

 

Considering the whole theming I wouldn't be surprised if 11 steak knives turned up around base.

 

Clearly not, he's still got the creepy voice thing going once a day to give us an update. We'll see how we do tomorrow.

 

You should probably find a way to stop him before then

 

------External Access Detected--------
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>Credentials accepted
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>Agent_Treble logged on
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>Receiving data packet...
>Connection terminated
>Displaying transmission

 

Uh, what's that?