So... If Dipper is indisposed and Dylanalike is channeling some evil spirit... Wanna go to the arcade?
I really want to, but the evil spirit seems like it can jump between you two at will. I have to keep you both in there until the feast is done.
Oh god, where am I? How long was I licking that rifle? Why do I feel like crap, every muscle in my body is aching, and I'm sweating buckets.
@Gödel , you made sensual love with your rifle and somehow survived. Congratulations, you're pregnant.
Dylan was smearing poison on the rifle you were licking, apparently. My Dylan, not yours. You'll be OK, you're not poisoned any more, but your body isn't going to like the product of the neutralization reaction and that's what you're vomiting up.
I'm still reporting you for setting the goddamn base on fire. You've basically caused all of the damage.
It's just a little bit of fire. You seem to have recovered from worse in the past. Report me if you want, but it's not like I have personnel file or anything in your universe.
I think that MidDiffer was just being considerate. We all know how cold HQ can get in the Winter. At least she was keeping us warm!
> Quantum space anomaly detected within the arsenal . > Localized lockdown: Engaged . . > Localized lockdown: Complete
. . > Activating d͒͠e͔ͪ̌f̢̘͕͍̫̭̿͜͠è̸͖̦͕͗n̦͖̣̈́͞ć̴̢̩͚̬̀ͧ͆͊e pr̴̼̤̭̺̞̹̟ͬ̽̋́͒̐͑͘͘͠o͚̪̮̦ͣ͒͂͟t̰̩ǫ̴̛̖̬̮̲̪̥͂̍͛ͭ̈ͣ̚͡c̪̋á̘͎̺͟͢҉͚̙̒̐́͗͑̏͘l̵̡̳͎͙̙̞ͣ̒͋́ͩ̈͐̚ . . > Administrative credentials recognized > Welcome Ȃ̲͚̝̙̤̖̋̒͜g̬̃ͤ͡ę̟̬͊n̡̗̟̫̼̰͋̐̚͟͠ṯ͎̪͎̄ͤ́̈́͘̕_Ț̡̥̜ͮ͒́̆͛͐̉̑̆͢r̶̩͚͇̣ͫͮ̀̊ͅ҉̵̡̞͙̝̏ͯͮ̕e̷̷̳̤͖͇̭ͥ̑ͤ̐ͩͬ͐͟b̸̴̴̩̮̱͖̙̿̐̽̎̉͟ . > Welcome Agent_Tanton > Receding lockdown . > Comlink activated . > Agent_Tanton: You really need to work on your security here.
Um but how did you wha.. Uh... but how did where Ok, I'm just going to ignore how you got here, and send you back to the base. You'll have to be blindfolded some of the way so that you don't know where this place is and *checks behind himself, sees giant computer screen with bases location on it* godammit. Ok, just don't tell anyone where this place is.
