This is MidDiffer. Dipper is indisposed. I advise anyone not currently housed in Micro C evacuate HQ in the next 45 minutes.
Hey this is Dylanamite. Mind if me and Dylanalike come hang out in Micro C? He says he's not gonna kill anyone til the feast. So we're good for three more days.
This is Dylanalike here. Bertha isn't going to do anything for the next two days. Don't worry. She's happy now that she's all prepared for her feast. Just don't tase us or do anything else to piss her off.
Both Dylans are in Micro C, quarantined pending evaluation. A tech brought Gödel up for treatment for the poison. If you're not in here, I advise you fucking run.
Can we hold off for the chaos for just one minute? I saw luna outside Micro C... Maybe we should get her to safety first.
I have no idea what's going on here. But im getting sick of wherever I am. So. Screw. This. . > Error: Signal lost . > Attempting to relocate Agent Tanton... . . . > Warning: Massive energy surge detected near Agent Tanton's last location . . > Energy surge subsided
Do you really think I have access to a nuke? Of course not. That being said, I grabbed an artifact from your Archives that basically creates liquid fire. A little bit of planning and I was able to flood most of HQ with a literal ocean of flame. The fire only seems to effectively destroy organic particles, though inorganics do obviously sustain some damage, as seen by... Literally everything in HQ. But the structural integrity of the building should be intact. Happy holidays, everyone.
I really wanted to use it. It's cool. Also now I have both the Dylans in a locked quarantine lab, so we should be safe until the holidays pass.
ơ̸̛͟n̶͘͝ ̡̧̢̛͞t̸̷̀͡h҉͟e̷̢͠͝ ͟͡ţ́͝èn͏̸̵̧͞t̸̛͜͠͞ḩ̶́͠ ̴̢d̴͘a҉҉̕y̕͜ ̶̵̨͟͝ǫ̵f̡͝ ̀҉̸̷ć̨̨̛͟h̷͠͏r͢͡ì͠҉s̛͝t̛͢͜҉m̧̕à̴s̢҉ ́͏̸d̷̨͢y͞͡͡͞l҉҉́͏a̢͢͡͡n̵̨͢͢a҉̸͢͡͠l̶̵͘͝i̶̢͝k͟͜͢͞͞ę̸̵͏̴ ̡̨͏̸͞g̛̀a̷͞͝͡v̶̸͟͢e̵̴ ̴̶̡̀͘t͏ò̴̡̧ ̴̕͡m̀̕e̶̛͝ ̴͝t̨̕͟e̶ń̷̛ ̸̧f̡͡ȩ͟͟͠͡a͘҉ś̵́̕t҉̸͞ ̴͘ì̷̷̛͟n̶͢͜͏v̕͝i̧̧̕t̵̵̨͞͝e̕͟͢s͢͞҉̨ ҉́͡ņ̕͟i͢҉̕ņ̴̧͢ȩ̷̨͘ ̨̢͢͞͞s͡͞h̛̀o̸͘͠ę͢͞s̷̕̕͟͡ ͜͞a̧͟͜͡͏n̨̢̡͠d҉ ̴͞p̡̀͟a̢͜i͏̷̡l̷̴͡͡ş͢͠ ͠͡͏̨͘ę̴̛̀i̴g͜҉͜͠h̴́͝t̴͜͠͞͞ ̶̸̨̢́h͡o̷̷͠m̶i̸̶͠͞c͏ì̶͜͏d̵̨͘͡a҉͞͏̶̛l͘͝͠҉͡ ̴̧̢͠t́͜͟h̶̸̛́̀o̸̧҉͠u̧̧ģ̶̕h̵̛͟͡t̢̡̛͘͠s̴͘͢͢ ̷̴s̴̛e̶͠v̴̡͟͡e̷̷͞ņ͠ ̨͠͡s̸̵̡͞͠h̀́͟i̴͟͢͝n͡҉̛̕y̷̡ ̀ṕ̡́̕͘ȩ̷́͠b̵͢b͏̷͘͘͜l̢͢e̶̶͢s̸͜ ҉͟͝s̵͟҉̀į̴̷҉͟x̷͏ ̸̡͘͝b̶o̡̧͠t̷̶̸t͜͞҉҉͟l̷͜ȩ̵͟͡͡ś͞͏ ̶̧o̷̕͞͡f͠ ͡͠g̷̕r̶̶̶̷͡ų̷̨̛͘e̡͏͟l̸̴̀͠ ̴̡̛͘f̧̛́͝i͏̨́̕v̴̵̕͝͝é̢͞͞ ̡̧r̶̢͜͜͟ą̴̢͡a҉̵̷̧a̶̧͢á̢̡̕a̢̛͟w̴̡̢͜͢ ̡̕̕͢͠f̸̢́̕͡ì̀͟͝i̵̵͝i͏̨̛͜͝i͝͞i̧i̷̛s̶͡h̴̨͘͢ ̸̕͏́͞f̡̢͏o͟͞ú̵͠ŗ̸͟͞ ͏̵͏́ć̸̡͟l͏͜u͝҉̴̛̀ḿ̷҉҉p̛̕s̕͢͝ ̷̵̢̢o̷̡̡͝f̵͏͟͜ ͏̕s̷̢t̨̛́͜r̛̕͟a̶w̷̷͘͟ ҉t̵̢͏̸h͘͢͜r̀͏͞è̵̢ę̷̵ ̸̨͢͝͝w̧͞҉h̸̢́͠í̴̕t̨̡̢́é͞ ̴͘͟͜ŗ̷̛͘͝o̴̶b̸́é̴͜͟s̵̕̕ ̷̶t̕͟ẃ̧̧̛̕o̡͘͝ ̡̧͘͢͟s̷̶̛͘͜ì̴͡l͝͠͏̴͠v̸͏e͡͠͞r̛͘ ̵̛͡͞c͜͡o̷̷̕̕͜i͟͟͠͝n̶͠s͏̸ ҉͢a͜n̵͜͡d̕҉ ͞͏a҉̵̴͝ ̨͟͟s̡̡͟͟҉ĺ̵i҉̸̢͘͞t̨́͞ ̷̶̧́s̴̀͜͞t̡̛́͢͠o̴m̷̷̢͜a͜҉̸c̴̸͘͢͡h͘͠ ̛́f̡̡͏̵̕ò̴̢ŗ͘ ̶̛͘e̡͠v́͢e̶͘͜͞r̴̀ỳ̶̸҉̀o͘҉n̨͡͠҉̛e̸̢̛͞
Really though, it's liquid. So it probably didn't kill EVERYTHING, just everything it was able to touch.
That's fine, she can have a feast in the quarantine lab. We'll provide you with some fish and gruel to hold you over until the holidays are over.
