I don't know, I just suddenly got the unshakable urge to lick my gun, and it turns out, it's really good.
Did you think that it might be a bad idea at some point...? I think Treble's idea was solid. The gun's cursed. Godel, we need to get out of here since things are getting dangerous. And hey, I have a secret stash of candy I bought for everyone on my first day here. If you throw the gun aside and follow me, you can have all the candy you want that you can actually eat. Sound like a deal?
Don't think that I don't see what you're doing here, Oh no, you're not gonna pull a fast one on me. You're just jealous, you just want the gun all to yourself. WELL YOU CAN'T HAVE IT! It belongs to me, MEEEEEE! I found it, it's MINE! You just stay away, stay away from me. YOU GOT THAT. IT'S MINE!
Well okay, Gollum. Have a nice time licking your gun with those steel-beam chucking fuckers. Treble said a team was being sent over anyway, so I'm gonna go look for some ammunition that isn't cursed. @Treble , know where I can find any? I'm still pretty new to the division. ( Lol, I couldn't help with the Gollum reference, sorry )
Might not be the gun that's cursed. @Gödel did you ever get checked out for that curse people thought you might have? Someone could be screwing with you. Or it could be the gun. I don't know what @Treble left out around here.
on̵̨ t̴h҉e ̧n̸͜i̸̕͢nt̸h͝҉͞ ͜d̨a҉̢̀y͢͡ ̵of̡́͢ ̧ch̕r̶̴̛i̧s̕͡t́҉m͢a͡s̡̕ ̡̕d̶́y͏l̀͝a͝n̴̶͜a͘͜ĺ̷͡iķ͞e͘͜ ̡̢҉g͝҉a̵̡͞v̶̷̡e̵̶ ̨t͜o̡̧ ͝m̢e͘ ̢̀n̷͢i̴n͏͡e͟ ̢̀sho̴҉̛e̸͝ş́ ͏͞a̛͝ǹd̢̛͠ ̴́͡p̶a͟i̛͡͡l͟s͏ ̸e͝i҉̸g̨̡͡h̸͡t͡ ̧h͟o҉͟͢m͟i҉c͟i̸͞d̴͡al̴̕ ̡҉̶th̢͝o̸u̢͢g̸ht̕s͡ ̷̨͞sev̴͢e̶n͡ sh̵͟i̧n͢y͟ ṕe̕b̸́͞b͟͡l͘͜e͠s͞ ̢́͡s̨i̡x ̵b́͜o͜t̷t̶̡̀l͏͜es̀ ͝o̷f͞͏̷ g͢r̴u҉̧̧ȩ͟l ͡f̕҉i̕͢v̴̡e̶ ̛r͜͡a͠a͞à͝͝aa͏̸w͏҉ ̀f̛i̷̴i̵iii̕i͏͠s̴̀h̷͏͢ ͝f̡ơù͞ŗ̵ ̵c̶ĺ̸̢u͏̸mp̷̀͢s͘͝͝ ̶͡of͠ ̸s̀͘͘t͜͡͏r̶̨a̛̕w̢͜ ̵t͡h͡r̢e̛e̡ w͜͟hit̢͟e͏͟ ̢͡r҉̧o̷b҉͡e͠͏s͘͟ ̢͜t͜͞ẃ̵o͏ si̴̡l̷̛͘v̷͞er̕ ͡c̢͝o̡͟ìn̢͡s ̢̀͏and͟͟ ̸̸͠a̴ ̀͏s͡li̶t̶҉̕ ҉̷̨s̢̀t҉̨̀o͏̶m̷͜a̸c͡h ̨̛͟for ̷̀҉e͡͝v̧͠eŕ̛͞y͠͝o̸ne҉̸
There's nothing to disable. Their electronics aren't powered, so I can't really stop them via electronics. You have to physically disable them.
You could look into whether or not they are being driven by astral forces. That could let you combat them more effectively.
*Screaming at pack of Blues* NO YOU CAN'T HAVE IT IT'S MINE! THAT'S IT I WARNED YOU! *Unleashes purple wrist laser and cuts Blues in half triggering fiery explosion* *Returns to licking rifle*
Uh, the team should have gotten to you by now... Anyone see about 4 corpses lying around with guns and stuff?
Well, if it's any consolation, Godel should pass out due to dehydration any moment now, and you guys can safely restrain him
Okay guys. I found Dylanalike.... I found him smearing poison onto the rifles that Godel's been licking. I think Bertha's pissed off with you all for tasing me.
I mean, the vast majority of your guns aren't cursed. If we did get around to putting some cursed hammers in rotation, Godel would probably have the only one.
