The 12 Days Of Christmas...

Discussion in 'Division-66' started by dylanamite, Dec 1, 2015.

  1. Gödel

    Gödel Senior Agent

    I don't know, I just suddenly got the unshakable urge to lick my gun, and it turns out, it's really good.
     
  2. lunalure

    lunalure Active Agent

    Did you think that it might be a bad idea at some point...? I think Treble's idea was solid. The gun's cursed. Godel, we need to get out of here since things are getting dangerous. And hey, I have a secret stash of candy I bought for everyone on my first day here. If you throw the gun aside and follow me, you can have all the candy you want that you can actually eat. Sound like a deal?
     
  3. Gödel

    Gödel Senior Agent

    Don't think that I don't see what you're doing here, Oh no, you're not gonna pull a fast one on me. You're just jealous, you just want the gun all to yourself. WELL YOU CAN'T HAVE IT! It belongs to me, MEEEEEE! I found it, it's MINE! You just stay away, stay away from me. YOU GOT THAT. IT'S MINE!
     
  4. lunalure

    lunalure Active Agent

    Well okay, Gollum. Have a nice time licking your gun with those steel-beam chucking fuckers. Treble said a team was being sent over anyway, so I'm gonna go look for some ammunition that isn't cursed. @Treble , know where I can find any? I'm still pretty new to the division.

    ( Lol, I couldn't help with the Gollum reference, sorry )
     
  5. Fable

    Fable Active Agent

    Might not be the gun that's cursed. @Gödel did you ever get checked out for that curse people thought you might have? Someone could be screwing with you. Or it could be the gun. I don't know what @Treble left out around here.
     
  6. Treble

    Treble Senior Agent

    It's probably the gun.
     
  7. dylanamite

    dylanamite Moderator

    on̵̨ t̴h҉e ̧n̸͜i̸̕͢nt̸h͝҉͞ ͜d̨a҉̢̀y͢͡ ̵of̡́͢ ̧ch̕r̶̴̛i̧s̕͡t́҉m͢a͡s̡̕
    ̡̕d̶́y͏l̀͝a͝n̴̶͜a͘͜ĺ̷͡iķ͞e͘͜ ̡̢҉g͝҉a̵̡͞v̶̷̡e̵̶ ̨t͜o̡̧ ͝m̢e͘
    ̢̀n̷͢i̴n͏͡e͟ ̢̀sho̴҉̛e̸͝ş́ ͏͞a̛͝ǹd̢̛͠ ̴́͡p̶a͟i̛͡͡l͟s͏
    ̸e͝i҉̸g̨̡͡h̸͡t͡ ̧h͟o҉͟͢m͟i҉c͟i̸͞d̴͡al̴̕ ̡҉̶th̢͝o̸u̢͢g̸ht̕s͡
    ̷̨͞sev̴͢e̶n͡ sh̵͟i̧n͢y͟ ṕe̕b̸́͞b͟͡l͘͜e͠s͞
    ̢́͡s̨i̡x ̵b́͜o͜t̷t̶̡̀l͏͜es̀ ͝o̷f͞͏̷ g͢r̴u҉̧̧ȩ͟l
    ͡f̕҉i̕͢v̴̡e̶ ̛r͜͡a͠a͞à͝͝aa͏̸w͏҉ ̀f̛i̷̴i̵iii̕i͏͠s̴̀h̷͏͢
    ͝f̡ơù͞ŗ̵ ̵c̶ĺ̸̢u͏̸mp̷̀͢s͘͝͝ ̶͡of͠ ̸s̀͘͘t͜͡͏r̶̨a̛̕w̢͜
    ̵t͡h͡r̢e̛e̡ w͜͟hit̢͟e͏͟ ̢͡r҉̧o̷b҉͡e͠͏s͘͟
    ̢͜t͜͞ẃ̵o͏ si̴̡l̷̛͘v̷͞er̕ ͡c̢͝o̡͟ìn̢͡s
    ̢̀͏and͟͟ ̸̸͠a̴ ̀͏s͡li̶t̶҉̕ ҉̷̨s̢̀t҉̨̀o͏̶m̷͜a̸c͡h ̨̛͟for ̷̀҉e͡͝v̧͠eŕ̛͞y͠͝o̸ne҉̸
     
  8. Treble

    Treble Senior Agent

    Well that isn't as bad as the last one.

    Speaking of which, 8 more of the blues are heading your way
     
  9. MidDipper

    MidDipper Division-79

    You can't disable them?
     
  10. Treble

    Treble Senior Agent

    There's nothing to disable. Their electronics aren't powered, so I can't really stop them via electronics. You have to physically disable them.
     
  11. Treble

    Treble Senior Agent

    You could look into whether or not they are being driven by astral forces. That could let you combat them more effectively.
     
  12. MidDipper

    MidDipper Division-79

    Or I could stay safely locked in my lab.
     
  13. Gödel

    Gödel Senior Agent

    *Screaming at pack of Blues*
    NO YOU CAN'T HAVE IT IT'S MINE! THAT'S IT I WARNED YOU!
    *Unleashes purple wrist laser and cuts Blues in half triggering fiery explosion*
    *Returns to licking rifle*
     
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  14. Treble

    Treble Senior Agent

    Uh, the team should have gotten to you by now...
    Anyone see about 4 corpses lying around with guns and stuff?
     
  15. MidDipper

    MidDipper Division-79

    That's not very specific.
     
  16. Treble

    Treble Senior Agent

    Well, if it's any consolation, Godel should pass out due to dehydration any moment now, and you guys can safely restrain him
     
  17. Operator

    Operator Senior Agent

    I swear it's like the deeper I get, the crazier things get up there.
     
  18. dylanamite

    dylanamite Moderator

    Okay guys. I found Dylanalike....
    I found him smearing poison onto the rifles that Godel's been licking.

    I think Bertha's pissed off with you all for tasing me.
     
  19. Treble

    Treble Senior Agent

    That... makes no sense. Unless he's the root of the curse on those guns.
     
  20. Treble

    Treble Senior Agent

    I mean, the vast majority of your guns aren't cursed. If we did get around to putting some cursed hammers in rotation, Godel would probably have the only one.
     

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