An exaggeration perhaps, but... *Stares at Dylan* When you think abooout it... wouldn't this magnitude of electricity be more than harming for the average person? Or is Dylan weird that way?
o͝ń̵̕ ͟͢t̛̕͜h͞è̷͜ eį̢g̛͠ḩ͏t͢h͝ d҉a̷͡͞y͜ o̶f ̸̨̀ç̶h̀̀͞r̴is͏tm̧̕͏as̨̡̛ ̢ḑ̷y̡l͠a̵n̸̶a̢̛l̶͏i̵̴k̷̢͜e͠͡ ̷̶g͜a̕v̀̕͘e̶ ̵ţ̶͜o͝ ̶̀͠ḿe ͠͏͏e̸̵͟i͞g̸͢h͜͞t̡͜ ̵͢͟h̡̀͡o͟͠m͢͝ì͢c̀i͟͞d̢̛à̶l͢ t̛h̴ou͡g̵̡ḩ̸ts̸͘͢ ͘͢͜s̛͝e̷̡̧v̀e̷̕n̵͡ ̡̀sh̡̕iný̶ ̛p͞e͢͠b͏b͏l͡e̷s̷ ́͘s̛̀i͏̷̧x͏ ̀͞͞b̷o̷t̸t́͞ĺ̢҉e͞s̛͜͠ o͝f̴͡ ́͡g̶̡͟r̨̛u̧҉e̕̕͝l̀͢ ̵҉f̵̸ì̸͡ve̶ ̷̴r̨a̵̢a̛á̴͟a͢a҉w͠͞ ́f̧̀͜i̴̛ì̵̧ií͠i͘i̴̢͟s̕h̡͜ f̕͡o̷͜͝u̴̶r ́͜c҉̸l̸̛u͘͝͞m͢p̶s ̢̛͜o͘f̶̀͝ ś́t̸r̢a̧͘ẃ͏ ͜t̵hŕ̨͘e̢̕͢e̡͢ w͞hi̸t̶͠e͝ ͢͞r̸ǫ͝b͞es͝ ̨҉t̡wo͡҉ s͏i̡͘l͜͠͞v̕͞e̛͞r̵̡͠ ̷̨c̷̸o̸ín̸̵͢ś͞ ͏an̴̕d͘̕ ͏̶a̸҉͝ ̛̛͘sl̕̕͜i͏̢t͏̸̷ ҉͘s͢͏t̷̢o͏̡m̴̛á̸͠c̴̀h͠҉̵ ͏f̶̧ơr͏̷͢ ̶e̶̸͟v̸e̷̛r̷͟ý̛͜o̶n̴͞e͡
Also I hope you realise that tasing your Dylan won't do anything. Bertha's doing something to mess up the connection between the two of us. I can't feel a thing.
Woh. 8 of the Blues just activated themselves. I'm... not seeing how that's possible as we removed their power sources
Wait, they're picking up what looks like... steel beams, and sharpening them. Uh guys, you might want to take cover
Crap, Dylan's gone. He was just here! We'll track him down later, @Treble where are the Blues, I think I can handle them. Grabbing a HAMR-7 from the armory.
Bertha, I want to meet with you. Under the watchful gaze of my gods and your tribe, who I am sure are quite interested, and under the social terms of grith, which I'm not sure you have a direct analogue for. Let's discuss this and bring it to an end without further blood being shed. What is good for the tribe is good for me, and what you're doing is bad for my tribe, in this case the Agency. Meet with me honorably and without deceit, and we will discuss what needs to be done to end this.
Hey @Treble, what are these guns made out of, cause they're delicious. You're gonna think this is weird, but I've been liking the barrel of this gun, just on a whim, and it tastes like candy. It's a really awesome feature, wait, what was I doing with this thing again. I can't remember, doesn't matter I guess, at least I can go back to licking this gun.
That's... weird. Those new guns are way too new to have cursed ones put in rotation. Either that or someone's been really efficient lately. IDK where they are. I tried following them on the cameras but they know the blindspots. Last I saw they were chasing some of Midd's lab techs, whoever this is seems to be focusing on them. Uh... just. I see you on the cams. Thankfully it looks like you've emptied the clip so I'm just going to send someone from your armory to help you with that.
By the looks of it... about 3 more techs have been killed. On the bright side, one of your other techs took out like 4 of them with some pretty sweet headshots, and then some more body shots when he realized that didn't phase them.
For the record, none of those techs are mine. I only had 3 I was able to poach from other labs. One was found dead in a supply closet, and I was able to recall the other two to Micro C before they met the same fate. So they're both here. Those techs belong to some other lab in the facility.
On the bright side, I found two of those silver coins in a weapons transfer that happened yesterday. They're pretty old, and worth quiet a lot in their condition. There should be two more in the base if any of you feel like treasure hunting
@Treble , yay for treasure hunting in a time of what could be imminent death for us. Well, I suppose there's always a brighter side to things. Like shinies... Now to get going from where I am. It looks like a steel beam was just thrown overhead, so I should probably steer clear of the area until I find something that'll make an impact. Godel seems a bit...preoccupied?
Luna, you have to try this rifle, it's really good. I mean, I think I haven't licked the right side of it, I can share. The flavor never runs out. It's like a really good piece of gum.
Uhhh... I love sweet things and all but I don't think share-licking recently fired guns is relatively... Wait, why are you licking it in the first place?
