So I know things are kinda hectic back at base with the whole "Christmas murder spirit" thing, but I realized that some of the cursed security weaponry behind. I had sorted them separately and had forgotten to take the crate with me during the move. I only realized it when I went looking for the flaming Scar rifle and broke open the crate, only to find your guys next month's coffee supply. So anyway, as far as I can tell someone broke open the crate and distributed the weapons throughout your general stock. Most of them don't look any different from normal weapons, besides the aforementioned flaming Scar, so if you are handling a weapon and suddenly feel nauseous, dizzy, feverish... uh... hold on, I got the full list somewhere... Ah, constipated, diabetic, hypotensive, hypertensive, anemic, drunk, blind, deaf, mute, tasteless, numb, electrified, weightless, hyper, depressed, have ringing in your ears, feel like there are stakes being driven into your body, feel as if your body is on fire, or feel as if it would be a really good idea to lick the barrel of the weapon you are currently using, you are probably using a cursed weapon. In most cases, the effects of each weapon are randomly chosen from that list with each use, although in some cases you might get really unlucky and have all of them happen to you.
Wait, that sounds bad and all, but what the hell are we going to do without coffee? I can't go a month without that.
Technically we would have while the local supply chain was figured out, to avoid drawing suspicion over large purchases. But thanks to whoever screwed up during the move, we have a pretty good supply for the rest of the month. So thanks I guess.
I just want to reiterate that the flaming scar is seriously metal, and makes every expeditionary mission like a Rob Zombie music video.
