On the fourth day of Christmas Dylanamite gave to me Four dead lab techs Three death rays Two robot doves And a big fire in Micro C
........ Okay so the good news is he didn't murder them. The bad news is he managed to find the corpses of the lab techs who died during the spider/teleporting cat events and bought them to HQ. I'm starting to get a little bit worried about him.
We really got hand it to the recruitment center, they're probably working triple quadruple overtime by now.
We've lost a fair few in our time... Although if he plans on giving us 4 dead ones for the next 8 days.... I dread to think
This might be drastic, but to avoid further damage, and possible loss of life, I think it might be best for the whole agency if we detained Dylan for the duration of the holiday season. Maybe just lock him in an elevator with some booze, and a box of crackers.
@Treble, I usually don't lose them THIS fast. I lost I think 2-3 in the bearwolves incidents, replaced them, and then lost ALL of them in the MidDiffer fuckery. Currently I have three that I poached from other labs as I wait for the folks who procure lab techs to find me some more, probably will have to wait until after the holiday season.
Well, for once being sick is a good thing. It means I am nowhere near base right now and all this nonsense has no impact on me. I think I'll stay away and focus on getting better until all of this has blown over. That being said, if I find out anyone went near my research there will be hell to pay. @MidDipper if you're still missing your doppleganger, you might check that email I sent you. I may or may not have put a tracking device in Middiffer while I was testing some things. I sent you the information on how to activate it. It isn't the most accurate ever, but it should give you a general sense of where she is, and where to start looking.
@Fable, much appreciated but my double is behaving for now. Not sure where in the building she is but I don't smell smoke and there are no alarms going off, so I'm sure we're fine. Thanks for the heads up on the tracker but I'm sure it's been removed by now, knowing her.
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What are we even going to do with five pizzas? And four corpses, and three death rays(death ray count is now up to 9), and more of the goddamn doves... Luckily you're not going to be setting any more fires in here. What are we going to do with FIVE PIZZAS EVERY DAY FOR THE REST OF YOUR BULLSHIT CHRISTMAS NONSENSE?
