Okay Dylanalike here... Looks like Dylan's somehow managed to set up three lasers at the main entrance to HQ. He told me he wants to see people "flip through them like in those spy films." I'd advise noone to touch them. As for the robot doves, we've already found them harmless. Micro C now has an excess of fire extinguishers so that shouldn't be a problem too. He says he's trying to "keep the Christmas spirits high" but I told him to stop being an idiot.
. . >Partial connection with The Arsenal restored >Personnel status: 0 causalities >Physical defense status: Operational >Network defense status: Compromised >Connection repair status: 56% >Inter-personnel communication system: Offline >Estimated repair time: unknown . .
Treble, can you hear us at all? It says the inter-personnel communication system is down. I'm not a techy person, I can't really fix things from here.
. . . >Arsenal connection status: 98% repaired >Inter-personnel communications restored . . >User: Agent_Treble has signed on >It's here, you have t >Critical error: Intrusion detected >Scanning... >Arsenal network infected by malicious AI >Internal firewall status: operational >Quarantining all external Arsenal network communications indefinitely . . .
I legitimately have no idea what to do about this. @Treble, if @AESTreble is borking your system, just come back onsite to fix it. There's nothing on fire right now and I tracked down my double. We've agreed that she won't wreck shit and I won't lock her in the office.
. . >Quarantine status: Active . . >Scanning base's defenses... >Physical defenses: Online >Network defenses: Online >Astral defenses: Online >Scanning local area... >Three unidentified aircraft approaching >Aligning satellite sweep... >Processing images... >Three Apache AH1 helicopters inbound, eta 30 minutes
. . >Helicopters have arrived . . >Logging off of central mainframe What the hell? I don't have time for this. *Flips through death beams like in those spy movies* Ok, I'm here. Where are the Morpho guys? How much heat are they packing?
This place looks pretty ok for being under a full scale attack..... You did ask for help three days ago, right? It was a really long trip. I REALLY don't want you to say that someone just accidentally pressed the panic button
3 days ago. You said this place was under attack and you needed support. I've been off comms trying to rush over here. Some weird problems with our plane but it only held us up two days in the middle of the f'n desert
There's a panic button...? I asked for help, not three days ago for sure, but I've been talking to you since then.
Uh, no you haven't. There isn't good reception in the middle of the desert, where I was stuck, for two days, because of some asshole here. What do you mean you've been talking to me?
I mean I've been talking to you. Or maybe one of your weird AI things. Also there's another version of you floating around in here, @AESTreble. It seems upset. The death rays are Dylan's idea of 'holiday fun'.
