It looks like pretty much everyone has washed their hands of this situation, so we might be stuck fixing this, too. @Gödel, get us out of the friggen elevator, PLEASE.
I'm coming over for a quick check on something in the Archives. I can let you out while I'm at it aswell. Just give me about 20 minutes to arrive there.
Oh thank god for that... The elevator became a lot less fun once we ran out of alcohol. Okay... This place is a complete state.
So, I'm breaking down what needs to get done into a to-do list in the hopes that it will make the tasks easier to digest. 1. Neutralize threat of alternate-reality doubles Option A: Find a way to return them to their own reality Option B: Find a way to put them in stasis Option C: Find a way to kill or otherwise neutralize them without causing harm to linked agents from our reality(myself and dylanamite) 2. Repair damages caused by doubles Herd remaining bearwolves back into containment Locate Eye of Gaia(if it remains in our reality) and place it in secure containment Perform necessary repairs on facility, equipment, and personnel if need be 3. Identify possible future threats caused by the doubles' physical interferences Recommend a full audit of the Agency's arsenal(most likely already underway as a part of the moving process) as well as the Archives All maintenance corridors, ventilation shafts, and broom closets should be cleared of devices or other threats All workspaces should be cleared in a similar manner before being put into use again 4. Identify possible future threats caused by the doubles' metaphysical interferences Researchers versed in the occult as well as temporal physicists and other associated fields should work in tandem to develop devices and protocols to monitor reality around the base for fluctuations The devices recovered by Agent Treble should be re-calibrated to alert the Agency should more alternate reality doubles pass into our reality in the future The Eye of Gaia should be evaluated for potential to cause harm and contained appropriately 5. Evaluate all involved personnel Each Agent involved in this incident should be evaluated medically, psychologically, and metaphysically Any Agent showing signs of deterioration or ill health should be identified to upper management immediately for the safety of all Agents We all need to work together to clean up this mess.
I have about half of the vents covered so far with kill boxes. They're smaller turrets the size of a cell phone, and are loaded with cyanide tipped bullets. Couldn't really fit much ammo into them without blocking airflow, so I had to make it one shot one kill. The Arsenal currently has the best inventory it probably ever will have, barring another move. We're restricting access to and from the location, as well as knowledge of the location, so I'm going to handle the rest on my side.
My head is pounding, every muscle in my body is screaming, but I am awake. Doesn't look like anyone made it into my lab, um, please tell me the base is still relatively in one piece. At least my lab looks fine, so that's a good start. Doesn't look like anyone got in here. Does anybody know what happened to the doubles? Where are they now?
Hello. Myself and MidDiffer are still here. Surprisingly noone really seems bothered by us when we aren't trying to destroy your world.
Well hi there. Um, yeah, we tend to not like people who try to destroy our world, but if you're done doing that I'm sure we can get along a lot better. If you're not trying to destroy our world anymore, where are you? Also, does anybody know why I seem to be locked in my lab? What happened while I was out?
I'm not too sure what the plan was. MidDiffer was the one in charge really. We didn't exactly have much of a back-up plan. It seems we're stuck here now though. Also I can't answer your questions as I was stuck inside an elevator for most of it.
Why were you stuck inside an elevator? What on Earth happened while I was out?! Ugh, my head is still pounding. So, to clarify: You're claiming to not be trying to destroy our world anymore, and now you're stuck here because the portal closed. Well that's interesting. Sucks to be stuck in a world not your own, I imagine. I mean, you kind of brought this on yourself, trying to destroy our world and all.
Oh they both had the smart idea to warp to their doubles while they were in the elevator. I locked them between floors right before I left and let the remnants of the base security to take care of them.
Both Mids chiming in here. We're in one of the conference rooms hashing out a truce, more or less. Dylans, you're invited if you want to be here but don't feel obligated.
MidDipper here(the one from our reality...). Truce has been established. The doubles have agreed not to wreck everything again and make a huge mess, on the condition that we at least make a good faith effort to get them back to their reality. @Aetheros and @Fable, I know both of you were interested in this case from different viewpoints, perhaps you'd be willing to work on this project. @Treble, I'm going to send you a code. I want you to keep it secret, and if my double shows signs of trying to destroy our universe again please have someone recite it near me. Should fix any problems that arise. @dylanamite, I know it looked like I was having fun but I promise it wasn't as much fun as it seemed. Still some fun. Hope your hand recovers okay. Pop down to my lab once I get it running and I'll see if I can whip something up to speed things along.
Hey, just wanted to sign in. The laser ran out of juice and some of the surviving lab techs are working on my arm. I have the Eye of Gaia with me. By the way MidDiffer when you get back to your universe, could you find my arm and show the other me my middle finger.
I'll pass the message along for you Gödel, her computer privileges have been revoked. If you could just leave the Eye where it is and not touch it, that would be great-- you're a bit notorious for your bad luck and I don't want to risk anything going wrong with it until containment can be figured out.