As much fun as this has been (and believe me, it has been quite fun), that is not something that is going to be happening today. Your MidDipper will soon find that the tranquilizer serum that you use here is much less effective than it was earlier. Really, though, I just swapped the labels when she wasn't looking. I suppose it's a bit of a dirty trick. So, while she is preoccupied trying to figure out what it is she just injected herself with, I'll be making my exit. At least, for now. I'm sure I'll be seeing all of you again very soon. Maybe sooner than you'd like. And, in case you were wondering... Your universe's copy of the Eye of Gaia is not here at your HQ. It seems somebody has already taken it. I'll find it for you, though. Don't you worry your little heads.
Too busy panicking to chastise you for the bad joke. Do you have eyes in the air vents at all? I've commandeered the lab nearest to mine, since we blew up the door to Micro C. I also have commandeered the lab techs in that lab. Hopefully they're not too incompetent. I'm going to start trying to work backwards from what I've been dosed with in an attempt to make some more so that whatever this 'toxin' is doesn't kill all of you. I really don't wanna be the sole survivor with Dylan.
You mean you haven't gotten into an EVA suit? Whatever they released into the air won't touch me, don't worry
Okay, I'm sorry guys, I was being ignorant all along. It seems that Dylanalike is evil after all... I guess it's good to know I'm safe from whatever's about to go down, but noone else is. We need to prepare for it somehow. Since I'm safe, I'm gonna climb into the air vents and see what I can discover. Sounds like Dylanalike left something there
Woh, yeah there's some kind of green stuff coming out of the vents on one of the sublevels. Looks like it's affecting everyone nearby
Yup, can confirm there's some weird greenish substance in the vents. It seems to be... growing?! And it has an incredibly weird smell to it. I'd guess it's leaking the toxins we were warned about. We should send a message out not to get too close to it.
Well I mean the base is already almost empty. Everyone left at the first sign of interdimensional BS. The only people who are still here are those to have to be and high command, whose in their own cordoned off section.
Empty or not, we should probably not just let an unknown substance grow out of control around here. No idea how to fix it, though, and there is no way you're getting me anywhere near that stuff. I think Dylanamite and Middipper have the best chances of being able to contain it, if what their lookalikes said is true and they are immune it its effects. Second order of business, I think, should be trying to tack down that Eye before they do. Preferably as soon as possible.
Working on making more of that antitoxin, I've got the structure figured out(lost a couple lab techs, oops, sorry to whomever owns this lab...). Someone send a runner down here in... 48 minutes? I should have enough made by then to inoculate most of the core HQ staff. I'll keep making more as we need it and I'll start work on some sort of counter-agent to kill the green goo as well.
Whoops! Took a little longer than expected. Anyway, if Dylan runs up to you and tries to stab you with a needle, just let him. Still working on that counter agent, sit tight!
Counter agent deployed, Dylan should have gotten most of you injected by now. Things should be back to normal(ish) in a couple days, max. BTW, I hear the staff cafeteria is doing a broccoli casserole for lunch tomorrow. Totally unrelated to the green goo, I'm sure, but... Never hurts to be well informed!
Most people have been injected with the counter agent. With the exception of Agent Godel. He said he didn't trust me enough to stab him... I did mention how bad his luck was and there was a large chance he'd die without the injection but he wasn't having it.
So, Gödel can either wait til tomorrow to get his injection and risk dying a painful death, or he can just trust that Dylan is acting as a messenger of science. I've left HQ for the day, as it is my birthday and I am hell bent on celebrating without any of you fucking it up.
Okay... Okay... I think we can finally breathe again. So dylanalike and MidDiffer both got on a helicopter and left HQ? Which is good I guess. They don't have the Eye so they can't fulfil whatever plan they have... And we've managed to deal with the spiders, the locusts and the weird green toxic substance. I don't want to speak too soon but everything seems to be going relatively okay for the time being!
--///-- Secondary Encryption Protocol - "Dimensional Fingerprint" - In Place. --\\\-- About that... So I guessed that Doubledipper was somehow accessing these posts and I kept the real secret stuff hidden just in case. Now that they're gone and the techies confirmed that both your accounts are now safe, I can share the thing that they can't know. We didn't have just that one orb gun. We got a whole crate of them, along with a message from the future. Some guy called Captain Dematrichi talking about the need to defeat the "others", stop them from taking over the universe. Real desperate, end of the line stuff. That information was kept secret due to it possibly altering the timestream any further than it already has, but now it's become crucial for us to know. We also got detectors that will identify and track them from that crate, as well as some real lethal stuff that command has locked up tight in case someone accidentally blows up the planet with it. What I guess I'm saying is, next time they come we'll be prepared, and we have to stop them here.
