Whoa whoa whoa. Neither myself or dylanalike are being killed or cloned. I've spoken to him and he's down for getting quarantined so MidDipper can run any necessary tests on him.
Super. Send him down to Micro C, I'll meet him in the hall outside and we'll get started. Relatedly, we will probably find out if you have any sort of sympathetic pain reaction connection nonsense going on. Nothing too severe, I promise.
If you get both of them I suggest using 'divide et impera' approach: divide the two dylan* in small subsystems, then measure some characteristic of each dylan* subsystem and apply statistical test (t Student ? Cronbach alpha? Voight-Kampff?). Only drawback, you have to recombine the small subsystem components without exchanging.
I more meant that if dylanamite starts complaining of various aches and pains while I'm doing blood draws and whatnot on dylanalike, we could work from that to form further experiments. I just want to ensure safety for now.
Samples have been taken, it appears that dylanalike and dylanamite share some sort of connection. The sample taking process isn't unusually painful, for what it is, however both dylanalike and dylanamite seemed to be experiencing the sensations associated. I would advise everyone to be aware of this connection and definitely not to take their frustrations on α-Dylan out on β-Dylan, or vice versa.
Have we determined to see whether any pain I feel is felt by dylanalike? It might only be one-way for all we know...
For those following along from the sidelines, it's just been confirmed that this is a two-way street.
Is that confirmed as well that the dylan* proximity does not create space-time distortions or any sort of disturbance?
I mean there is apparently quite a bad storm going on in London (Agent Tuna described it as "literally tornadoes") which may or may not be caused by us two being together.
Well, let's see if it passes. If not we may have to kill one of you. I vote we keep dylanalike, he's nice.
Hmm, we might wait for a second storm, then we use on both a weather control merge array transmogrifier taken from the BW lab? This way, we get an optimized dylansomething, we might even choose the optimization parameters, I hear.
