The Black Watchmen. We can stop people summoning demons in the middle of a city. We can stop people trying to raise the dead. We can stop organisations from ruining the world. But we can't stop a cat.
Anyway let me know when you guys give up. Like I said, cats aren't the only thing in this part of the building that move at near-light speed.
Well whatever you have I would use it now, the cat just cut Treble's OMEGA's leg off. I think it's trying to cut it's way through the cock pit now. Oh, that's why my desk shook, my office is in front of a firing range? Who designed this place?
If I'm going to use it, I need everyone who's nearby(same room) to hold their breath for 140 seconds. Crucially important. Treble, you on board?
I'm going to turn it to stone, more or less. We can talk science later. I'm having a tech run the canister down now, the organism is airborne and moves fast enough to catch the cat, but dies within 140 seconds. Just keep the cat in place til he gets there, shouldn't be more than a couple minutes. He's got his running shoes on.
It's nipping my fingers again, I don't know how long I can keep this thing entertained, where is that lab tech?
No, this is good. Someone had to keep the kitten entertained. Get ready to hold your breath Gödel, tech will be there in 30sec and is gonna open it up right away.
No, I was a bit dazed after I got up, anyways we needed to keep that cat here for the lab tech, and this seems like the best way to keep him from teleporting to another section of the base.
I gotta go for a bit, time sensitive procedure needs attending to. Evan will take real good care of y'all, please don't kill him, I just started remembering his name.
The cat's petrified, I'm holding a statue of it in my hands. Feel kinda guilty about it. It fell asleep in my lap. Evan did a good job, walked in, read the situation, and quietly place the canister on the ground. It was pretty cute. We should get someone to put this in containment. Anyways, whose gonna break the break the news to Kaku about the cat though?
Well, I'll just leave it on my desk for now, kinda of morbid paperweight. Wait what, there was a firing range behind my wall, that's why my desk shook all the time. Who designed this place, offices in front of firing ranges, that doesn't seem safe at all, though to be honest, with recent event in mind, I think the agency might be cutting a few corners on personal safety standards.
Technically it's behind a firing range. To be fair, in the original specs it used to be a floor higher, then a series of idiot-induced magical earthquakes caused enough damage that half of the base fell a level. On the bright side, now you know that your desk is near the center of your floor.
Okay, can someone please confirm to me that this whole cat situation has been dealt with? I've got some important research to do tomorrow and don't want to be worrying that some killer cat could appear in my office at any moment.
Unless they can depetrify themselves we should be okay. Or they might breach @Kakuzen 's containment again. But we should be ok
Hey guys, what are we going to do about my office, there's kind of a giant hole, with a firing range behind it? Who should I talk to about this?
