Don't Open That Door

Discussion in 'Division-66' started by Treble, Nov 3, 2015.

  1. Treble

    Treble Senior Agent

    I've been waiting for an excuse to try these things out. Also, all the glassware in Micro lab B needs replacing.
     
  2. MidDipper

    MidDipper Division-79

    Stop fucking with the labs Treble, we do important work down here.
     
  3. Kakuzen

    Kakuzen Gold Member

    Jesus christ, the higher ups are NOT going to be happy with me after all of this. Might as well pull a Dylan and hide in the elevator. Let me know when you are done cleaning up. I can't imagine how much fur there is out there. My allergies are going to kick in big time.
     
  4. Treble

    Treble Senior Agent

    Not my fault Midd. One of the bots tried screeching to stop one and the glass didn't like that.
    Also don't worry. I got an "at all costs" directive to get these things under control
     
  5. MidDipper

    MidDipper Division-79

    Micro C is sealed and is staying sealed, do NOT try to come in here Treble. You will regret it immensely. There are no cats in here.
     
  6. Treble

    Treble Senior Agent

    We're using high velocity motion detectors to find them. Unless you are accelerating things to near light speed in there it shouldn't register.
     
  7. MidDipper

    MidDipper Division-79

    If you get any readings from in here, I'm telling you they aren't cats.
     
  8. Treble

    Treble Senior Agent

    Looks like there are about 4 signatures left not counting the ones in there. What are you doing in there anyways?
     
  9. dylanamite

    dylanamite Moderator

    This sounds awfully suspicious to me Treble. I think she's hiding them in there to keep them safe.
     
  10. MidDipper

    MidDipper Division-79

    They aren't cats. Cats aren't the only things that move at near-lightspeed in this part of the building. Considering Dylan's total lack of respect for my work in the past, I don't think it's something that I'm going to be sharing information on at this time.
     
  11. Treble

    Treble Senior Agent

    Accidentally broke a physics thing. We'll need to fine tune motor control. Good news is that I've delivered most of the cats to @Kakuzen and there is only one left. They weren't replicating, thankfully, they had just realized how to breach containment. And, we had a successful field test of project OMEGA Blue.
     
  12. Kakuzen

    Kakuzen Gold Member

    Any idea where the last one could be? I had the cats you delivered to me put into containment with extra breaching countermeasures, so they SHOULDN'T be an issue at this time.
     
  13. Treble

    Treble Senior Agent

    Hold on... I'm piloting my OMEGA to you...
    *Projects map out of hand* It's somewhere in central ventilation as far as we can tell. We've decided to wait until it gets out into the open to get it.
     
  14. Gödel

    Gödel Senior Agent

    Uhhhh, guys, I found the cat... It's sitting in my lab. I walked into my office and sat down at my desk, and it rub against my leg. I looked down saw it and the open vent and it jumped in my lab. I stroked it until it fell asleep, been stroking. Afraid to move or stop stroking. Need help. Hurry please.
     
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  15. dylanamite

    dylanamite Moderator

    Godel! What do you think you're doing?! I haven't given you your safety re-education yet!
     
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  16. Gödel

    Gödel Senior Agent

    NOT EXACTLY GONNA HELP RIGHT NOW!

    Ohh, oh, sorry, shhh, shh, it's alright go back to sleep. Everything's gonna be alright, please don't teleport into my chest cavity and claw my heart out, please.

    *in whispered tone* Dylan just hurry and find someone helpful.
     
  17. dylanamite

    dylanamite Moderator

    Well it's my day off so at least that saves me from coming up with an excuse as to why I won't help you.

    Ugh, if you're at your desk I presume you have access to a computer. Send an email through to Kakuzen. He can hopefully come and collect the cat.
     
  18. Gödel

    Gödel Senior Agent

    Treble, got any way to contain this thing? Right now would be a great time.
    Thanks Dylan, you're my saving grace as always. Though emailing Kaku wouldn't be a bad idea.
    Oh god it moved. Guys please hurry before it wakes up and murders me.
     
  19. Treble

    Treble Senior Agent

    Uhh... So Godel. As I said before the OMEGA's use high velocity motion detection to find the cats. Good news is that they've last located it at your office and are moving towards it. Bad news is that the current plan includes breaching through the wall sonically and arcing electricity towards any animal heat signatures.
    It's not lethal, I promise. You might just feel tingly for a week after you wake up from the coma this will put you in
     
  20. Treble

    Treble Senior Agent

    But the ok-ish news is that I can use my OMEGA to get your body to the nearest medical facility with top speed
     

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