Guys... I'm More Than A Little Lost Down Here. Need Help.

Greetings Agent Godel,

I must say, I'm glad to hear of your survival of the containment breach -- those tend to end messy. As for your trouble of winding back in the archive, this isn't the first time I've heard of this sort of thing. Knowledge is power, and places of vast knowledge are places of vast power. And places of power have a way of taking on a mind of their own -- and they get a bit playful with new people.

While it's a bit too late for this advice now, in the future I'd recommend getting yourself a Vegvisir talisman before attempting a similar excursion. I know some people are traditionalists with the ball of twine, but that only really helped Theseus. The Icelandic people, however, have put their faith in the Vegvisir for generations. And if carrying around a piece of vellum feels weird you can always get a tattoo of it, it works just as well (I should know).

Good luck on getting out of the archives,
Agent Insomnia

 

Gödel, is there any way you can get me some identifying information about the terminal you're staying by? You're injured, I'd like to be able to send someone to retrieve you so you can receive medical attention.

 

Thanks for the concern, but I'm alright, found a first aid kit on the wall. Good new guys, I was able to find a way out. I actually able to find a way out. I looked Vegvisir talismans on the terminal in. I was make some makeshift paint out of pen ink and drew a talisman on my arm. The hallways finally stopped changing, gotta thank Agent Insomnia. Was even able to complete the Ritual for Operation Blind Angel. Just wanted to thank everyone for getting me out of this alive.

 

Glad I could be of help, Agent Godel. In the future, always make sure you prepare for the worst. I stopped leaving my house a couple years back without a container of salt, a flask of holy water, a whole lemon, a silver dagger, a sharpie, a pack of cigarettes, vellum, a package of Skittles, and a sliver aspen wood. Also, I'd recommend investing in a messenger bag with a lot of compartments.

 

You know what, between the bearwolves and the venomous spiders, I really think we need to up security a little at HQ...

 

I agree. Let's start by re-education of any Agents who bring outside threats into HQ.

 

I'd like to think all of our agents are sensible enough not to let that happen

 

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And yet.

 

I thought we decided that was Agent Godel's fault.
Maybe we should re-educate him.
I can teach him how to be sensible if you want.

 

Which is why I've started implementing biometric locks on all standard firearms, with my print as the master key, of course.

 

I can't wait to be reeducated by you. In my short time here I've stood as witness to what an example you are for new agents. Whether it be introducing extremely venomous spiders into the facility, which directly lead to large swathes of the base being melted, my own personal injury, and even the death of lab tech right in front of me (what was his name again?), or personally endangering my life again when you released bearwolves from containment. There is not a single person in the organization that couldn't call you a hero for how to handled the crisis you brought about; which was getting drunk, locking yourself in an elevator, and getting a new recruit to clean up the mess afterwards. This is a sharp contrast to that slacker agent Middipper who only sat back and help contain the situation, created a bio agent to kill the spiders and serum to treat the venom, which ended up saving my arm, and most likely much more. Without Agent Dylanamite I never would have learned valuable lessons like how fast you need to run to get away from bearwolves, how painful spider venom is, what turret rounds whizzing inches from your ear sound like, what color poisoned limbs are, most importantly or how to take responsibility for one's actions. Being educated by you is noting short of a privilege, no a honor.

 

Well at least the new recruit seems to be learning quickly how things work around here.