*sigh*. You're not paranoid if you know their bumbling is getting you killed. Opening the door. No comms until we surface
God that air tasted terrible. I'm going to go sanitize my mouth with some strong ethanol and start plotting my revenge. Midd, I'd get that gas checked out if I were you
Eh, it's probably harmless. And if it's not there's not a lot I can do about it now! By the by, have you always had two sets of ears?
Hmm? Oh, those are specially designed headphones made to look like I'm not wearing anything. Look's just like my ears when I'm wearing them.I use them to impress new recruits by making it look like I can fire a heavy machine gun without ear protection. I had them behind my ears while I was swimming.
Uhhhhhh, so.. After the events that happened at HQ last night... I think I'll be taking the day off work. I'm sure you guys can handle yourselves just fine...
- Memo to Agent Treble - Good evening Agent Treble, I could not find you at the armory this past monday. I was in dire need of several automatic weapons for Div 74 purposes. After obtaining the aide of an agent of whom I will not throw under the bus, we had broken into the armory and borrowed [5] AK-47 assault rifles, [7] G36C assault rifles, [2] L96 sniper rifles, [640] rounds of 7.62x39, [920] rounds of 5.56x45, and [50] rounds of .308 winchester. We also went ahead and borrowed a few other guns that had interesting sounding names. I can't recall them currently as they were mostly gaelic names and I can't pronounce those. If there are any problems, please leave me a note on my Div 66 desk. I will be back from the operation saturday, and I will get back to you then. If I don't see a note or I miss it, I will put the remaining weapons and ammunition near the front of the armory cage during off hours. Thank you, Agent Felicity
Oh god you took the Impersonator. It looks just like an AK but it's actually an M16 rifle. I don't really know why Gregori made that but it's his favorite rifle. For your sake I hope it's back in one piece.
Uh.... we were going through the logs trying to find the things you took. There's one in particular you should be concerned about. I'll try sending this through your CO because this could screw up your mission. So, as you know, security on base is important. That's why we took.. certain precautions when designing the armory. A certain percentage of the guns are actually cursed. They can be tracked by the boys in archives, and when fired, emit high pitched screaming sounds and cause pain to the bearer. You happened to pick up one of those when you grabbed the guns with "interesting sounding names". It should have looked like an FN SCAR with flame designs painted on. I'd avoid using that weapon if at all possible. Also, this is why you don't rob the armory, just fyi.
I should definitely apply that sort of methodology to some of my lab equipment. It would save me a lot of hassle...
Evening, We totally took the SCAR with the flame design because it looked totally radical, and Four wouldn't leave without it. Thankfully, we didn't need to use it, but it really does look totally wicked. Does it have a flamethrower too? That's my best assumption. We definitely did use the Impersonator, and that explains why I wasn't able to load any rounds into it. There may have been some slight damage. I returned all of them yesterday. I hope everything is mostly in one piece. At the very least, the mission was successful. Thanks, Agent Felicity
It's a cursed... gun... It's only purpose is to screw up anyone who tries to use it. But I may have mounted a miniaturized flame thrower under the barrel.
