Rosenberg Clinic Life. Better. Brain. Yum. Pills. Good. Sleep. Yay. Probably on a white T-shirt, designed to look like a promotional giveaway from a pharma rep. Maybe with some sort of brain-y bits in the background. Or pills. Pills good. Pills yum. -Bats (of course, I don't actually wear white tshirts... but I'd be willing to make an exception)
Maybe they'll offer them in bulk packs, so you can have spares? Or just use bloodstains to cover up any other stains, and explain to people that there was a tragic accident at the clinic, which led to them offering the shirts at a considerable discount. -Bats
These sounds very much like the Veridian Dynamic commercials (from the series Better Off Ted). Not sure if intended or not, but just the words and the company logo should do it. "Food. Yum." And guys. Eggshell. Not white.
"Food and food-like products" makes me think of Welcome To Night Vale's "Wheat and wheat byproducts" Around here the fridge always seems to be full of organic brown eggs. Definitely not a pharmaceutical t-shirt color. -Bats
Clearly Intended since I want Veronica on The Black Watchmen Staff List... -"...that starts with the word "wheee" is just a fun suggestion, like the constitution and "wheee" the people."
"We can even make radishes so spicy that people can't eat them. But we're not, because people can't eat them." *headdesk* I love the t-shirt idea, did you end up doing it? ~sammi
