REAL TALK THE ONLY DISADVANTAGE OF BEING IN A CANADIAN UNIT IS THIS OBSCENE OBSESSION WITH TIM HORTON'S SERIOUSLY, PIZZA I DON'T MIND BUT... TIM HORTON'S? EXCUSE ME, "TIMMIES"?? THEY EVEN HAVE THEIR OWN CODENAME FOR IT. A BASIC COFFEE SHOP WITH BASIC DONU-- EXCUSE ME AGAIN. DOUGHNUTS? IF YOU ASK ME . . . . . THIS IS THE REAL #CONSPIRACY
THE WORST PART IS.... I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS.......... IT HAS INFILTRATED THE MIND OF OUR GREEN AGENT @Daedalus THIS IS HOW DEEP THIS MINDFUCK RUNS. WE CANNOT LET THIS ESCAPE OUR SIGHT FOR MUCH LONGER. THE TIME TO ACT IS NOW. WE WILL FREE OUR AGENCY FROM THIS CONTROL.
You think that's bad? Today Google News recommended for me "Interested in Montreal Canadiens?" articles and last week it was CSKA Moscow. As if I'd ever resort to spending my time on... (ugh) sports.
THAT JUST INVOLVES RETRAINING GOOGLE TO FINALLY WORK TO YOUR GAIN FOR YOUR ODD WHIMS IF IT PLEASES YOU I LOOKED FOR A GAME OF BRUINS VS DEVILS AND IT KEPT GIVING ME BRUINS SCHEDULES
Okay, but to be fair, NOBODY is interested in the Montreal Canadiens. And just for those jabs at Timmies, we're not letting you try the Salted Caramel donuts. Nope. Not even a damn timbit. That's what you get.
Having all the culture of a petri dish, I heard Timmies, and immediately thought : www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFFQpd9akSg
See this is the sort of thing that happens when you mess with Canada... http://www.cbc.ca/sports/hockey/nhl...ng-canadian-anthem-at-hockey-worlds-1.3201669
