Please discontinue your use of the laboratory refrigerators for your personal sack lunches. Not only is it a health hazard, it skews the results of all testing. Just the other day, a lab assistant was convinced that ED-7277 when applied to human tissue caused the tissue to produce 17% more tryptophan. In actuality, it was simply contaminated by an Agent's turkey sandwich. If you are experiencing any sort of glowing aura, weeping pustules, or growths resembling arms growing from your stomach, please enact the standard decontamination procedure. Furthermore, it is not amusing to label the human tissue samples as "Brain bites", "zombie snacks" or "necrotic nibbles". Please use the break room refrigerator for your edible materials. Thank you.
I'll trade you for some clean human tissue samples! You don't really need two arms and two legs, right?
Sidenote: if your aura is glowing, it may not be a side-effect of contamination. You may have come into contact with a strong spiritual, or supernatural presence or item. congrats! your potential for magic may have been unlocked! downside, you may experience painful and strong waves of energy, sensory stimuli, and possibly death. report to me if you believe this may be happening to you and you're only experiencing a glowing aura.
