It's only like 5 pizzas a day. Even if they're XL you can spread them around the Agency and only like 1 out of 5 people will even get a slice. It...
It's only like, what, 40 pizzas? Just stick them in the mess halls
I mean it's better than most other alternatives.
Jesus, how many lab techs did you lose Midd? I'm surprised they are still giving you any
I mean probably not. It can't really interact with anything over the Internet, and it's high enough/cloaked enough that even our sensors will...
Not really, unless it plans on suicide bombing. It was probably heading West to chase the sun, if it doesn't stay within a daylight zone for so...
It escaped. So there was this whole thing over the intercom about how it wasn't fair it didn't get a body blah blah blah the gunfire drowned out...
So, uh, guys... The situation is under control here. About half of our stuff that could get hacked got hacked, which made purging the AI rather...
. . . >Arsenal connection update >Quarantine lifted >Arsenal systems purged >Rebooting... >Scanning... >No AI data clusters detected >Logging off...
I'll take the supersonic and disable the lockdown from the other side. Meanwhile, if you see a Blue, flip the green switch on its back. That's the...
I would assume it's whatever is running like a bull through my china shop. I mean, the other.. thing started talking to you the moment I was out...
Oh great and now I can't contact the Arsenal. The hell is going on. *accesses terminal* Quarantine? That bastard has the run of the place while...
What the fu Wait but why the hell is he What do you mean AI version of me?
Oh, and if the base isn't under attack, why are there death rays at the main gate?
Uh, no you haven't. There isn't good reception in the middle of the desert, where I was stuck, for two days, because of some asshole here. What do...
3 days ago. You said this place was under attack and you needed support. I've been off comms trying to rush over here. Some weird problems with...
You did
This place looks pretty ok for being under a full scale attack..... You did ask for help three days ago, right? It was a really long trip. I...
. . >Helicopters have arrived . . >Logging off of central mainframe What the hell? I don't have time for this. *Flips through death beams like in...
. . >Quarantine status: Active . . >Scanning base's defenses... >Physical defenses: Online >Network defenses: Online >Astral defenses: Online...
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