So we are all working away at trying to figure out mfhfcwkmm1uCIuOb when suddenly, I lose the internet, wireless crashes, wired crashes and I'm sitting here, looking at the wife going well that's odd. so we power cycle the router a couple of times, and nothing changes, figure this is a good time to join the IRC over my data plan: Spoiler tags so the IRC chat doesn't fill the whole screen Spoiler [21:07:30] <TAV_phone> I think the cult found me [21:07:37] <SynAckRoot> Hi TAV_phone! [21:07:42] <SynAckRoot> Oh? [21:07:59] <TAV_phone> Just lost my Internet connection in house [21:08:07] <TAV_phone> Their on to me... [21:08:10] <AgentPreacher> it must be rosenburg [21:08:13] <SynAckRoot> Ouch. I'm sorry. [21:08:14] <JKKennedyTV> lol [21:08:15] <AgentPreacher> GET OUT OF THERE [21:08:25] <SynAckRoot> He's angry with you. [21:09:08] <TAV_phone> So weird... All the lights are green.. [21:09:33] <AgentPreacher> ....and you can talk to us [21:09:44] <TAV_phone> Well I'm on my phone So after 20-30 min of no change I decided to call up my ISP, who tells me there no modems in my whole area are online, everyone is offline and I am the first person to call it in.. queue up IRC: Spoiler [21:36:17] <thatangryphone> Holy shit.. [21:36:22] <thatangryphone> So... [21:36:25] <Greenstarfanatic> What [21:36:38] <thatangryphone> The Internet in my section of town.. Is gone [21:36:38] <Armadeo> TELL US! [21:36:44] <Greenstarfanatic> WHAT [21:37:00] <nikel> whered it go [21:37:23] <thatangryphone> I'm the first person to report it and the tech said there was no modems at least in my area online [21:38:03] <AgentPreacher> rosenburg got to his town [21:38:11] <AgentPreacher> rip [21:38:28] <Armadeo> TAV requires emergency extraction [21:38:33] <thatangryphone> I told you they were on to me [21:39:37] <thatangryphone> Somewhere the devs are laughing... Saying this is what happens when you go yellow bitch [21:39:56] <nikel> if you're not going to use your house anymore can i have your stuff? [21:40:14] <thatangryphone> Might all be bugged.. [21:40:50] <thatangryphone> Cats are going weird now too that's a sign for demons right [21:41:34] <thatangryphone> The timing is so perfect can't wait to tell the Dev team about this [21:42:47] <thatangryphone> I'm going to write anashel and be like holy shit taking out my city's Internet just to make it seem like the cult is on to me.. Shit man.. [21:42:58] <JKKennedyTV> lol See folks, when your yellow, you can start thinking your tech issues are part of the game.. well I don't think they were caused by the collective of rebirth, who knows, maybe I was reborn last night, and now I am one of them.. Spoiler