The 12 Days Of Christmas...

Hello Agents, this is Dylanalike here. The alternate version of Agent Dylan.
I arrived in Dylan's office this morning (we've been doing some research together) to find a note on his desk. It seems that our good friend had a lot to drink last night - I managed to count at least 7 empty bottles - and devised some sort of.... "celebration" for Christmas.

I've browsed his previous files and after recalling the Halloween incident, decided that this can only go badly, so thought I should get in touch with you.

This is the note I found:

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I say our first action should be to gather up a sufficient amount of fire extinguishers... I have no idea if he's going to commit and do this over 12 days... but if so we're gonna need a few!

 

@dylanamite, if you fuck with my lab I am going to infect you with something truly awful. Stand the hell down.

 

This isn't dylanamite. This is dylanalike. I haven't seen your Dylan all day.

 

That was more directed at him in the hopes that a tag would get his attention. Ugh. Idiot.

 

Okay Jesus I can smell burning. I've got a fire extinguisher on me and am making my way to Micro C right now... Would there be any chance I could get inside?

 

Anyone can get inside right now, that's the problem. I haven't finished fixing it. That being said I can't find the source of the smoke.

 

Okay I think I've found the source.

Turns out that he's used an enchanted candle where the flame will never be extinguished.
I've put out everything else that caught fire (I'm afraid you've lost whatever those papers were that you had lying around) and am currently moving the candle somewhere away from anything flammable.

It seems we got there early enough to stop any major damage.

 

We can always use the teleport ball to handle the situation.

 

Agent Edmond seems to believe that this candle will release a very toxic, corrosive gas when it's fully burnt out.
I'm not too sure how believable that is, but we should take precautions to avoid any risks.

 

I'll just send a Blue to snuff it out. We're getting better at cheaply replacing them.

 

We've got it solved. Also you can't just 'snuff it out', something something eternal flame something enchanted candle something...

 

The candle can't be put out, until it's burnt away completely.
Luckily Edmond did some researching for us and found out that the gas can only corrode metal, so we've left it in a glass jar for now.

I also found dylanamite. He was buying more candles, although it seemed they were perfectly fine, unenchanted ones.

 

Did you restrain him?

 

No. But I can.

 

I'm not too sure if that's needed. I'll be sure to keep a very close eye on him.

 

I remember jantos said he wanted a candle for xmas. I can teleport it for you dylan.
I am pretty certain the duplication problem is fixed. 100% well 99.91%

 

This is why we bought tranquilizer rifles & tazers

 

Okay so I've been keeping a very close eye on the actual Dylan since the incident yesterday... He's just been sitting at his desk doing some research. He went to use the toilet just a moment ago and I found this on his screen:

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I haven't got time to decode it as I'm going to head to the nearest toilets to make sure he doesn't try to set any more fires or something stupid.

 

'Two robot doves'? The fuck? Also if he tries to set another fire in my lab I'm going to be really pissed.

 

as long as they don't teleport it shouldn't be too bad