I've been waiting for an excuse to try these things out. Also, all the glassware in Micro lab B needs replacing.
Jesus christ, the higher ups are NOT going to be happy with me after all of this. Might as well pull a Dylan and hide in the elevator. Let me know when you are done cleaning up. I can't imagine how much fur there is out there. My allergies are going to kick in big time.
Not my fault Midd. One of the bots tried screeching to stop one and the glass didn't like that. Also don't worry. I got an "at all costs" directive to get these things under control
Micro C is sealed and is staying sealed, do NOT try to come in here Treble. You will regret it immensely. There are no cats in here.
We're using high velocity motion detectors to find them. Unless you are accelerating things to near light speed in there it shouldn't register.
Looks like there are about 4 signatures left not counting the ones in there. What are you doing in there anyways?
They aren't cats. Cats aren't the only things that move at near-lightspeed in this part of the building. Considering Dylan's total lack of respect for my work in the past, I don't think it's something that I'm going to be sharing information on at this time.
Accidentally broke a physics thing. We'll need to fine tune motor control. Good news is that I've delivered most of the cats to @Kakuzen and there is only one left. They weren't replicating, thankfully, they had just realized how to breach containment. And, we had a successful field test of project OMEGA Blue.
Any idea where the last one could be? I had the cats you delivered to me put into containment with extra breaching countermeasures, so they SHOULDN'T be an issue at this time.
Hold on... I'm piloting my OMEGA to you... *Projects map out of hand* It's somewhere in central ventilation as far as we can tell. We've decided to wait until it gets out into the open to get it.
Uhhhh, guys, I found the cat... It's sitting in my lab. I walked into my office and sat down at my desk, and it rub against my leg. I looked down saw it and the open vent and it jumped in my lab. I stroked it until it fell asleep, been stroking. Afraid to move or stop stroking. Need help. Hurry please.
NOT EXACTLY GONNA HELP RIGHT NOW! Ohh, oh, sorry, shhh, shh, it's alright go back to sleep. Everything's gonna be alright, please don't teleport into my chest cavity and claw my heart out, please. *in whispered tone* Dylan just hurry and find someone helpful.
Well it's my day off so at least that saves me from coming up with an excuse as to why I won't help you. Ugh, if you're at your desk I presume you have access to a computer. Send an email through to Kakuzen. He can hopefully come and collect the cat.
Treble, got any way to contain this thing? Right now would be a great time. Thanks Dylan, you're my saving grace as always. Though emailing Kaku wouldn't be a bad idea. Oh god it moved. Guys please hurry before it wakes up and murders me.
Uhh... So Godel. As I said before the OMEGA's use high velocity motion detection to find the cats. Good news is that they've last located it at your office and are moving towards it. Bad news is that the current plan includes breaching through the wall sonically and arcing electricity towards any animal heat signatures. It's not lethal, I promise. You might just feel tingly for a week after you wake up from the coma this will put you in
But the ok-ish news is that I can use my OMEGA to get your body to the nearest medical facility with top speed
