===Personal Recorder, Agent Treble, 12:17PM (Local time)=== shhh, quiet No, everything's fine its just not so loud Look, just back away calmly. I don't care if you're out of pencils, do not go into that supply room. Why do I have an automatic shotgun in the hallways, have you even MET me? Oh Yeah, I guess I should have known from the lab coat. You don't really look like someone who's fired a gu *Loud bang* Oh shit, oh shit I forgot. You scientists. It's all "let's make teleporting death kittens" and "Let's see what happens when we give grown up teleporting death kittens catnip" *Banging intensifies* It doesn't matter if you didn't do that, it's still what's going to kill you if the suspension field on that door fails. What do you mean the kittens are harmless, did you see that body on the way her *Sound of metal clanging on the floor* Oh crap it's loose RUN *Heavy breathing, screaming in background* It got him. Oh god. This is a memo from Agent Treble to you lunatics in the lab. I am done trying to catch these things.
Ohshitohcrapohshitohcrap WHY DID I DECIDE THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! Who even BROUGHT catnip to the enclosure?!
Maybe. I didn't go back to make sure. My personal suspension field held. I have no idea where that thing is. I'm falling back to the turrets in hallway B3-63
Okay, so after the recent events I decided to take a day off work... And this happens?! Guys, you really can't keep things under control while I'm gone for a day can you?!
*gunfire in background* Not my fault. Damn. This cat is pretty smart, it's knocked out two sentry guns by having them shoot at each other, and killed four lab techs by blinking in front of someone's chest.
That might not be entirely true... I did leave some hallucinogenics in the coffee pot before I left last night. If you've drank any coffee today, you're probably just imagining them.
I HAVENT HAD TIME TO DRINK COFFEE. I've been running around all day shooting up the place trying to catch these things.
Just accept that we have a teleporting cat infestation and move on. Come to terms with it and adapt. Lock yourself in a supply closet and pray to every god you know.
I advise everyone in the immediate area to put in ear plugs, close your eyes, and get as close to the floor as possible
Anti-personnel automated deterrent system. Bots capable of suppressing targets with high energy sound waves, electric shocks, bean bag ammo, and programmed with several CQC fighting styles. My favorite part, there's a manual override compatible with VR tech.
