I am not sure if any of you fellow agents have seen this teacup size Siamese kitten running around the halls. I tried to capture it but am not sure which lab it came from. I do not want to be infected/influenced by one of our side experiments going on, so I need to ask first . Is it safe to touch or not? Cuteness aside I believe its a killer ( you can see it in its eyes) . Agent @Kakuzen was the last agent to have spotted the kitten in in hall B63. We would all like to know if it is a pre or post experiment kitty for safe retrieval .
Haven't seen a cat running around, though it does sound adorable. I would contact security about this. Ask Agent @Treble if he has any safe traps available, or some cat nip. That being said, I really want to see a tea cup size Siamese kitten.
When agent @Kakuzen gets home. He can verify what the kitten looked like in the mean time , I have to go off of witness accounts and I recreated a simulation so agents will be prepared. . Agents DO NOT TRY TO RETRIEVE THE KITTEN. We are unsure of its lethality or exposure to occult influence on you.
Did that kitten get out AGAIN?! This is the third time this week. I will attempt to retrieve the kitten as soon as possible, although it might prove difficult. It is a post-experiment kitten. We were testing the effects of teleportation enhancements on it, and although the test was successful, the cat now seems to be able to now teleport anywhere within the base at will (I was able to set a limiter on the implant beforehand). Although, the cat seems to prefer teleporting onto your back, sinking its claws into anyone who pets it. Although it can hurt, the kitten is perfectly safe. The GPS microchip I implanted into it is a little wonky at the moment, so if you encounter it, let me know. Here is a photo of the subject in front of my workstation: Any info would be greatly appreciated!
Nice to hear as long as it doesn't feel like teleporting inside of me. And I had a feeling that it was teleportation. It was the only way it could be seen by so many staff members on different floors.
Well if you want to trap that I'd normally suggest a cage trap. Teleportation throws that out the window. I guess you could set up this turntable, and get it to rotate at really high speeds while the top is closed from above. Cat is disoriented, can't jump out, and will eventually pass out from the gee force.
Yeah, the problem is that, when I last saw the kitten in B63, I was able to just bring it back. All you really need is some food. I mean, it's still a kitten. But the problem is, this is the second time he got out (so what if I don't use specialized containment procedures for him? He's too cute to be locked up like that!) There is something that is drawing the kitten out. I am guessing it is Subject B-58, another cat that was in the same facility as the kitten, undergoing the same types of tests. If possible, maybe a relocation of Subject B-58 is in order. Maybe by getting them closer, it will keep the kitten from escaping. I think the lack of interaction with other cats is getting to him, possibly. I mean, why else would the cat be in the B halls? All of our feline experiments tend to be on that floor. Also, the cat bit me and teleported away again. Little turd.
Kakuzen, up your game. Cute fluffy kitten loose? Aha, that's nothing. ...Although I guess it's an excuse to go back to the elevator.
I'm going to see if I can get someone to program the elevators to not let Dylan inside. I think letting a bearwolf loose in a stairwell and watching Dylan try to race it to the top could be fun. More on topic, Kakuzen your kitten is adorable but you do need to keep it contained. One of the lab techs found paw prints in the storage room we use, I don't think we're working on any zoonotic organisms right now but mutations happen!
Don't let @Kakuzen fool you. It looks cute, but with teleportation abilities it can teleport inside of you and burst out like the alien. I label it threat level red.
Fine. Once I get the cat back in containment, I will actually contain it with the proper equipment. We'll need to keep constant surveillance on it though, due to the fact that because of it's cute nature, new agents might grab the kitten and risk it escaping again. That, and we need more cat footage. Speaking of which, are you sure that was the kitten leaving those paw prints? I think I heard a Bear (?) roaring up above. DYLAN. Did you let another Bearwolf out of it's cage, thinking it would get the kitten?!
We can just put a sign on it. 'Do not release kitten - HIGHLY DANGEROUS'. People are really good about following procedures around here. I hope you can sense the sarcasm. The pawprints were much too small for a bearwolf, I'm pretty sure it was your kitten. Unless the bearwolves have been breeding, which they could be. They tend not to breed unless there's prey present, which hasn't been an issue, until recently.... Dylan.
You watch the next agent that sees the kitten will ignore the warning. Open the containment and poof kitty carnage popping out of their chest after it teleported inside them.
As far as I know the bearwolves are all back in their cages and didnt breed, so I'm certain we're safe from them for the foreseeable future. Also at least you don't have to worry about me letting the kitten loose. I tend to go for scary-looking things.
Gods damn it Dylan, stop trying to destroy everything in the Agency for TWO FRICKEN MINUTES. Leave the kitten alone, leave the bearwolves alone, go to your room and think about what you have done.
Okay I don't ALWAYS want to destroy everything. Name one things I did before the Bearwolf incident. I think I've just had a bad week
